57 Funny indulgence quotes

• A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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  2 months ago

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• Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

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  2 months ago

  burger, cheese, food, God, humor, indulgence, intended, snack, wrapper

• On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

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  2 months ago

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• A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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  2 months ago

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• The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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  2 months ago

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• I wish my midlife crisis made me want to get a gym membership and a revenge body, but instead I’m eating Snickers for breakfast in bed.

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  2 months ago

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• Nobody warns you of the devastation two days of stuffing will bring upon your digestive system.

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  2 months ago

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• How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t like the person I become when I’m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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  3 months ago

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• I think the bowl of ice cream I ate earlier gave me a stomach ache, so I ate a another bowl to make sure.

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  3 months ago

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