45 Funny indulgence quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.

  Commentary:
  "Just one more cookie turns into a cookie party, just one more movie becomes a binge-watching marathon, and just one more minute magically multiplies into an hour! 🍪🎬⏱️ Don't we all have a PhD in self-deception sometimes?"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

  Commentary:
  "Who says you can't have both? 🤷‍♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: “What’s something you’d tell your younger self?” You can have ice cream for dinner, nobody will stop you.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the sweet taste of rebellion! 🍦🌟 Who knew that dinner time rules were meant to be broken? If only we could whisper to our younger selves: 'Forget the veggies, go straight for the sprinkles!' 😉 #IceCreamRevolution"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a reason to eat cake? 🎂 Life is too short to wait for birthdays! Go ahead, treat yourself and celebrate like it's somebody's birthday EVERY day! 🎉🍰 #CakeForEveryOccasion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the famous correlation between rain and donuts – a classic combo like PB&J! 🌧️🍩 Who needs an umbrella when you've got a delicious stack of 6 donuts to keep you company on this wet and wacky adventure? But hey, who's counting when you're enjoying the sweet side of life, right? 😄 Embrace the rain, savor the donuts, and let the good times pour! ☔️🍩"

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