Funny inheritance quotes

• And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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  1 month ago

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• I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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  1 month ago

  cooking, family, food, generational, great, humor, i, inheritance, recipe, sauce, spaghetti, tradition, wealth

• They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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  1 month ago

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• Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

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  1 month ago

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• I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

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  2 months ago

  ancestry, family, flaw, genetics, humor, i, inheritance, line, people, quirk, something, wrong

• My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

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  3 months ago

  anxiety, family, health, house, houses, humor, inheritance, mental, mental health, money, mood, mood swing, swing, swings

• And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

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  5 months ago

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• And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

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  5 months ago

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• And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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  5 months ago

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