Funny inheritance quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

  Commentary:
  "When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs generational wealth when you've got a killer spaghetti sauce recipe? 🍝💰 Forget about trust funds, just pass me the parmesan! 😄 #SpaghettiHeirloom"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

  Commentary:
  Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! 💸💀💰 #InheritancePayback

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the melodious sound of the alarm clock – the daily symphony of regret and wishful thinking! 🕰️💸 Trading cubicles for castles sounds like a dream worth hitting the snooze button for! 😂 #InheritanceGoals"

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