Funny inheritance quotes

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

Commentary:
“When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you’re carrying the family legacy… literally! #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh”

2 weeks ago

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Commentary:
“Who needs generational wealth when you’ve got a killer spaghetti sauce recipe? Forget about trust funds, just pass me the parmesan! #SpaghettiHeirloom”

4 months ago

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Commentary:
Looks like it’s payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! #InheritancePayback

4 months ago

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Commentary:
“Ah, the melodious sound of the alarm clock – the daily symphony of regret and wishful thinking! Trading cubicles for castles sounds like a dream worth hitting the snooze button for! #InheritanceGoals”

4 months ago

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