Funny inheritance quotes — Wordgag ツ

I come from a long line of people with something wrong with them.

4 days ago4 days ago

My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

2 months ago2 months ago

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

2 months ago2 months ago

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

2 months ago2 months ago

And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

5 months ago5 months ago

I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

Jan 28, 2025

They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

Jan 27, 2025

Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Jan 22, 2025Jan 22, 2025