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Welcome to your 40s… you can now use this as an excuse not to help a friend move.

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Whenever Im in trouble, I think, what would Jesus do? Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for 3 days.

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God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

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I’m seriously considering adoption. Who wants me?

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I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

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The 10 minutes I spend on my mobile before I go to sleep are the best 3 hours of my day.

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Life is pretty much just a series of awkward and embarrassing moments, separated by snacks.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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Grandma complained that with age, her joints were getting weaker. Told her to just roll them a little tighter.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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It’s like 10,000 steps when all you need is a nap.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

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My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved.

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Never eat more than you can lift.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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"When your inheritance is 99% bags, you know you're carrying the family legacy… literally! 👜😄 #BagHeirlooms #TotesEmosh"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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"Who needs generational wealth when you've got a killer spaghetti sauce recipe? 🍝💰 Forget about trust funds, just pass me the parmesan! 😄 #SpaghettiHeirloom"
6 months ago
Share →: They call it a coffin because they’re finally coughing up that inheritance.

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Looks like it's payback time for all those years of tolerating family drama! 💸💀💰 #InheritancePayback
6 months ago
Share →: Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Commentary:
"Ah, the melodious sound of the alarm clock – the daily symphony of regret and wishful thinking! 🕰️💸 Trading cubicles for castles sounds like a dream worth hitting the snooze button for! 😂 #InheritanceGoals"

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I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

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Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

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People believe that they have brains but maybe that’s just inside their heads.

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My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers.

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I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

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Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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My attempts to purge my possessions always seem to result in me rediscovering that I have lots of nice things, after which I lie happily on my hoard like a dragon.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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I did a little research on why weekends are only two days long and it turns out people made that up. WTF, people?

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God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

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When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

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