Funny innocence quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when five bucks made me feel like a millionaire! 🤑💸

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

  Commentary:
  "Can't argue with that logic—I've yet to win a debate against a toddler! 🤷‍♂️👶🗣️ #PassionateGibberish"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they're trying to figure out if you're the one who ate their snacks in a past life. 👀🍪🤔"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

  Commentary:
  🛒😅 Ah, the classic "walk of shame" out of a store empty-handed! That awkward moment when you turn into a secret agent, trying to convince everyone that you're just a harmless window shopper. 🕵️‍♂️ "Act normal, blend in with the non-shoppers," you whisper to yourself, as if you're the star of a spy movie set in a shopping mall! Just keep calm and carry on…without the shopping bags. 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you innocently act like you don’t know, people will explain dirty words to you and it’s hilarious.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the innocent ignorance technique: a surefire way to get a free adult vocabulary lesson and a few good laughs along the way! 🙊😂 Who knew that playing clueless could be so educational and entertaining? Just remember to act surprised and grateful for the 'enlightenment' 😉📚 #LearningTheDirtyWordsTheFunWay"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when we all thought we were cool puffing on those sugary sticks, pretending to be mini James Deans or Marlene Dietrichs! 🍭🚬 Who knew that the only clouds we were blowing were made of pure sugar and innocence?! 😄 #ThrowbackThursday #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Remember when we were kids and did everything we could to grow up? We were so stupid!

  Commentary:
  Ah, those carefree days of yore when we couldn't wait to be adults, only to realize that bills and responsibility were major buzzkills 🤦‍♂️🙈 Who needs naptime and recess when you can have taxes and deadlines, right? #AdultingFail

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