16 Funny item quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the ultimate struggle of hoarding virtual loot and pristine produce 🍌🍎🕹️ Don't worry, we've all been there… hanging onto that golden apple like it’s the rarest treasure in the land! Just remember, in both gaming and life, sometimes you just have to take a bite and savor the sweetness! 😉🎮🍇

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic role reversal where the child becomes the human radiator 🧥🔥 Parents pretending to be cold just so they can see their little one bundled up in an oversized sweater, the ultimate power move! 😂 It's all fun and games until the child starts running around in that sweater and turns into a little furnace! ☀️ #ParentingTactics

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like another case of keys playing hide and seek 🗝️🤔 Don't worry, they're probably just out exploring the world without you! 🌎 Maybe try bribing them with some chocolate or a catchy tune to lure them back. Good luck on your quest to find the elusive keys! 🕵️‍♂️🔍"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: This is my emotional support online shopping cart.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you've got an overflowing online shopping cart ready to swoop in and lift your mood? 💳🛒 Retail therapy, anyone? 😅 #ShoppingHeals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you spend an hour online picking out a gift for your friend’s son’s birthday and Amazon tells you it’s been a year since you bought this item.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the joy of online shopping surprises! 🎁😅 It's like Amazon is reminding you, "Hey, time flies when you're hunting for the perfect gift!" ⏰🎉 Looks like you've just won the "Efficient Shopper of the Year" award! 🥇🎁🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

  Commentary:
  "Want to know the most expensive item in a store? Just bring a kid along and witness them turn detective and break things with their special 'Oops I Did It Again' superpower! 💸🕵️‍♂️🚨 #KidDetective"

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