28 Funny item quotes

• Don’t go chasing waterfalls? The place where many video games hide easter eggs and other rare items?

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  2 months ago

  chasing, Easter, Easter egg, egg, eggs, game, games, gaming, gaming humor, hide, humor, item, items, place, rare, rare item, video, video game, waterfall, where

• Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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  gift, humor, i, item, love, me, oh, reaction, surprise, unwrap

• The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

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  drawer, frustration, household, household item, humor, impossible, item, items, open, purpose

• I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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  2 months ago

  accessory, carry, cute, cute purse, everyday, everyday carry, everywhere, fashion, girl, hoard, humor, i, item, love, need, never, objects, personal, personal item, purse, sad, say, tiny, tiny purse

• Me: This is my favorite. I would like to buy this exact same item of clothing again. The fashion industry: No.

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  2 months ago

  again, buy, clothing, fashion, favorite, humor, i, industry, irony, item, me, repetition, same, shopping

• Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

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  discontinued, discontinued item, every, fast, fast food, food, food memory, girl, humor, i, item, life, life ruin, lost, lost love, love, mean, memory, nostalgia, ruin, ruining, warning

• House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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  diary, discovery, friends, funny moment, house, house sitting, item, moment, never, personal, personal item, sitting, surprise, town, unexpected, unexpected discovery

• That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

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  2 months ago

  end, fruit, game, games, gaming, gaming humor, great, hoarding, hold, humor, item, me, never, procrastination, relatable, thing, video, video game, where

• The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

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  child, clothing, cold, fashion, humor, item, parenting, parents, sweater, wear

• Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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  2 months ago

  call, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, item, keys, lost, lost item, put, someone, where

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