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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.
I’ve got nothing against kids, I just don’t understand why you’d want indoor kids.
The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.
Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!
I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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5 months ago
Share →: I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

Commentary:
Oh, the struggles of parenting! 🤪📅 It's like trying to solve a riddle every time they ask, right? Time becomes a mere concept when you have little ones around. Just tell them it's "Today" and leave it at that! 😂 #ParentingProblems
5 months ago
Share →: Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

Commentary:
"Parenting: where you end up being bossed around by tiny humans you created… talk about a 'hostage situation' 😅👶👪 #BulliedByOurOwnCreations"
5 months ago
Share →: I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Commentary:
"Parenting wisdom at its finest! 🤣👪 Reassigning blame like a pro – now that's a life skill worth mastering! 🙌 #ParentingGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.

Commentary:
"Who knew the power of parental threats could extend beyond their own walls and inspire random acts of cleanliness 😅🧹 Looks like the fear of an angry mom or dad transcends neighborhood boundaries! #CleanRoomRevolution"
5 months ago
Share →: The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

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"Who needs a workout when you can just take your kids shopping? 💪🛒💸 Just kidding, maybe online shopping is the way to go! 🛍️👩‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Shoutout to my kids because they aren’t listening!

Commentary:
"Big kudos to my kids for giving selective hearing a whole new meaning! 🙉🙊 Parenting: where communication goes to take a vacation! 😂 #ParentingProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mom's handwriting is the real-life equivalent of hieroglyphics 😅 Better hope the teacher has a decoder ring handy! 📝 #ParentingProblems #HandwritingHorror"
5 months ago
Share →: Can we normalize arguing with little kids? They’re so rude.

Commentary:
"Arguing with little kids is like going toe-to-toe with a tiny tyrant armed with sass and an endless arsenal of 'whys' 😂👧 Let the battle of wits with the pint-sized foes begin!"
5 months ago
Share →: Parenting is yelling ‘you just had a snack!’ over and over until you give in and throw them another snack.

Commentary:
Parenting: the art of negotiating with tiny, relentless snack scavengers until you realize resistance is futile and you surrender to the snack demands 🍎🍪🤣
5 months ago
Share →: I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.

Commentary:
"Watch out, Shakira! 😂 Looks like there's a new hip-shaker in town, determined to prove those kids wrong! 💃👀 Revenge is a dish best served with a side of sassy dance moves! 🕺😆"