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Ah, the evolution of reactions through the decades! 😂 In your 20s, it's all laughs and fun (LOL!), then comes the 30s with a bit of shock and surprise (OMG!), and finally, the 40s hit you with a big dose of confusion and bewilderment (WTF!). Life's rollercoaster ride of emotions captured in just a few letters! 🎢😄
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- One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re excited about your organized fridge.
- Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.
- The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
- Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.
- I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.
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- Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.
- Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?
- Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life.
- It’s not my job to tell people where they’re failing in life. It’s just a hobby.
- Sorry I’m late, traffic is exactly how it’s been every day for the past couple years, and I was not expecting that.
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