17 Funny lights quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for the non-smartphone users, ensuring the honking tradition stays alive! 🚦📵 Keep the honk alive, folks! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: An eye exam where the optometrist makes you read a menu under dim lights.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to read a menu at a dimly lit restaurant, or just getting an eye exam? 🕶️🔦 Talk about a fine line between ordering pasta and checking your vision! Who knew squinting could become a gourmet experience 🍝😂 #EyeStrainMenuGain"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old dilemma of what truly defines our humanity… Will our ability to correctly identify traffic lights be the deciding factor in the robot uprising? 🚦🤖 #StayVigilant"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t check on your introverted friends this time of year. They’re probably turning their lights off and pretending they’re not home.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the introverted holiday season strategy: Lights off, trying to hide from social interactions like a stealthy ninja 🎄😅 If you spot any peeking out, proceed with caution – they might be in hibernation mode! 🕵️‍♂️💤"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, dear ghosts, no need to be just lazy specters – put those supernatural skills to good use and help with the cleaning! 👻🧹 Who knew haunting could include some housekeeping duties! 😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of reading minds while driving 🚗💭 If only cars came with a built-in telepathy feature, the roads would be a much safer and more comical place! Can you imagine the chaos if our vehicles started translating our inner thoughts into blinky lights? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew fatherhood came with a side of environmental activism? 🌍💡 Don't mess with this dad – he's on a mission to save the planet one light switch at a time! 😄 #DadGoals"

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