76 Funny live quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs vitamins and healthy living, when you have a healthy dose of spite and biscuits to keep you going strong until 90! 🍪😂 Granny's secret recipe for longevity! #SpiteAndBiscuits"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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  "Looks like you've got the ultimate winter survival strategy – move over bears, there's a new hibernator in town! 🐻🍔 #HibernateAndChill"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

  Commentary:
  "Living in your own little world is not a problem when you're the beloved Mayor of that world! 🌍🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

  Commentary:
  🌅 Faced with the toughest decision of the day: to live or not to live? That is the question! 😴 Who knew that ceiling could be so captivating, right? Maybe a little pep talk is in order to kickstart the day! 💪☕ #MorningStruggles #JustFiveMoreMinutes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

  Commentary:
  Living on the edge, I see! 😂🦶 You're a true thrill-seeker, fearlessly tempting fate with your rebellious bedtime antics. Watch out for those bed monsters lurking below – they might just nibble on your exposed toes! 😉 #LivingDangerously #BedtimeAdventures

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

  Commentary:
  Oh, please do enlighten me with your wisdom on how I should navigate this chaotic ride called life! 📝🤣 It's always good to have a self-appointed expert on hand!

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