19 Funny loyalty quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

  Commentary:
  "When you're serving up loyalty like free samples at Costco, but your 'favorite flavor' turns out to be expired 🍦😬 #loyaltyfail #heartbreakinhumor"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

  Commentary:
  "I'm as loyal as a bargain hunter in a clearance sale! 🛍️💸 Who needs brand loyalty when you’ve got discounts and savings on your side? 😄 #ThriftyShopperGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️‍♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

  Commentary:
  "Yep, dogs are the ultimate loyal companions. They'll never leave you on 'paws' 🐾 or let you 'fetch' a disappointed text 📱. No ghosting here, just tails wagging! 🐶👻"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face.

  Commentary:
  "Friends ebb and flow like ocean waves 🌊, but the real ones stick around like an octopus with separation anxiety 🐙! Just when you think they're gone, they cling to you for dear life! 😂 #FriendshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you love a friend, let them go. If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, true friendship is fueled by caffeine just as much as companionship. ☕️ Letting them go only to return with a coffee is the ultimate test of loyalty and good taste! 😂 Who needs love letters when you can have a latte instead? 💌☕️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

  Commentary:
  "Best friends are like undercover agents willingly exposing themselves to the madness 😜🕵️‍♂️ No matter how many crazy antics you pull, they've got your back – and maybe a straightjacket just in case! 🤪🤝 #FriendshipGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dogs are man’s best friend because a dog would never blindside you with a group chat.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs group chat drama when you can have a loyal dog who cuddles you instead? 🐶💬 No sudden notifications, just unconditional love! 🐾 #DogIsMyBestFriend"

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