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5 months ago
Share →: I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference.

Commentary:
"I will die on this hill or any hill really. I have no hill preference. 🤣⛰️ Who needs a specific hill when you're ready to go all in on any plot of land? Flexibility at its finest! 💪 #HillLover #NoHillPreference"
6 months ago
Share →: I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Commentary:
🐶 "Why do dogs always want to accompany us to the bathroom? Well, maybe it's just their way of returning the favor for all those outdoor potty breaks we give them! It's a 'you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours… or sniff yours' kinda deal!" 🚽🤣
6 months ago
Share →: “Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

Commentary:
"Sure, Apple Music may have better sound quality, but have you ever tried separating a parent from their children? 🍎🔊 vs. 🎧🎶 #PlaylistProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Anxiety should have a loyalty rewards program.

Commentary:
"Anxiety: the gift that keeps on giving…and taking 😅💳 Imagine racking up points every time you overthink – redeemable for extra worrying or free panic attacks! Who needs a points card when you've got anxiety on your side? 🏆✨"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m not deleting my Twitter, I was here before Elon.

Commentary:
"Who needs Elon when you've got your own cosmic Twitter vibes 🚀💫 Keep shining bright, darling! #TweetingBeforeElon"
6 months ago
Share →: I love that my dog always comes home from the groomer wearing a bandana. It’s like he was only gone for three hours, but joined a gang in that time.

Commentary:
"Looks like Fido is living that thug life while getting pampered at the groomer! 🐶🕶️ Who knew he had street cred to go along with those fresh trims? Watch out, Snoop Dogg, there's a new canine gangster in town! 🐾💥"
6 months ago
Share →: Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

Commentary:
"When you're serving up loyalty like free samples at Costco, but your 'favorite flavor' turns out to be expired 🍦😬 #loyaltyfail #heartbreakinhumor"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

Commentary:
"I'm as loyal as a bargain hunter in a clearance sale! 🛍️💸 Who needs brand loyalty when you’ve got discounts and savings on your side? 😄 #ThriftyShopperGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Commentary:
"Who needs enemies when you have a dog with insider information?! 🐶🕵️‍♂️ Remember, keep your friends close and your dog closer… because they've seen things, man." 😂
6 months ago
Share →: I’m just saying, no dog has ever ghosted me.

Commentary:
"Yep, dogs are the ultimate loyal companions. They'll never leave you on 'paws' 🐾 or let you 'fetch' a disappointed text 📱. No ghosting here, just tails wagging! 🐶👻"