35 Funny math quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's multitasking their way through questionable arithmetic! 🧮💼 Who knew the abacus had a dark side? Just remember, the IRS might catch those sneaky moves! 😜🕵️‍♂️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

  Commentary:
  Oh, so you're a professional dog ear folder, huh? 📚🐶 That's some impressive page marking skills you've got there! Maybe next time you'll reach a full-blown literary mutt 😆🐾 #DogEarMaster

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Math is like Chinese to me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, math can indeed feel like deciphering ancient Chinese scrolls at times! 🧮🈶 Don't worry, with a little practice and perseverance, you'll be speaking the language of numbers fluently in no time! 🤓📚 #MathIsMandarin"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do. Ah, the classic approach of 'button-mashing optimism' – Maybe one day we'll uncover the mystery behind those magical buttons! 🔮💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: 4 out 3 people struggle with math.

  Commentary:
  Seems like math isn't everyone's strong suit…🤔 Maybe those 4 out of 3 people were just trying to calculate how to order a pizza for 3 friends! 🍕 Who knew numbers could be so tricky! 😂 #MathHumor

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