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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

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The first thing you learn to draw in art school is money from your parents bank account.

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Don’t tell me what to do unless you are naked.

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It’s that time of year again where I go to random restaurants to tell random women, “So this is why you cancelled our date?”, while they’re out with their significant others.

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Patience: something you have when there are too many witnesses around.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

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Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

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Let’s take a family trip in this beautiful weather so the kids can complain about family, trips, and beautiful weather that has no wifi.

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If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

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Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

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Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

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We live in a time where intelligent people are being silenced, so that stupid people won’t be offended.

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Funny mental illness quotes bring a lighthearted twist to serious stuff 🧠✨ Laughing at life’s quirks can be the best therapy 😂💡 Whether you’re navigating the ups and downs or just need a mood boost, these witty lines remind us it’s okay to smile through the chaos 🌈😜 Ready to brighten your day with some clever humor? Let’s dive in and embrace the funny side of the mind! 🎉🧩

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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

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They should name a personality disorder after me.

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I love being a pretty woman because it widens the threshold for cringe-worthy things I can say.

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As a child, all I wanted was as to be a time traveller, like my grandson and his grandson before him.

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I’ll kill the vibe, so you don’t have to.

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Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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I’m on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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Party rock is in the mouse tonighttt, piece of cheese I’m gonna take a big biteee.

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

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Canadian Thanksgiving isn’t the same day as Thanksgiving in the US because Canadians already put gravy on everything every day.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

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Went for a walk. Very pleasant evening. The squirrels and rabbits kept running away from me. That stung a little. I will remember their faces.

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