Funny mental illness quotes

• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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  6 days ago

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• Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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  6 days ago

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• Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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  6 days ago

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• Parents be like, “I gave you everything I had,” and by everything, they meant the collector’s edition boxed set of mental illness.

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  6 days ago

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• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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  7 days ago

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• A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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  1 week ago

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• Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I have a mental illness that makes me think that people will change their minds if I present the correct arguments with the appropriate facts and data.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The hard part about dating is finding someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand you, but not mentally ill enough to ruin your life.

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  3 weeks ago

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