Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇲 has viewed:

When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

You can’t convince me that 2020 didn’t open a portal to hell that we’re still living in.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I swear, one more minor inconvenience and I’m running away to join the circus.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has viewed:

Somehow I picked the worst possible decade to try to have a career.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,753

Funny Quotes Topics

17,766

Funny Quotes Images

15,753

Updated

Feb 3, 2026

Users Online

3,592

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Instagram:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Super excited to not contribute anything worthwhile today.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

As highly as it’s esteemed, the Mayo Clinic still sounds like the place sick sandwiches go to get better.

Spotted on Snapchat:

There are too many neglected emojis.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Just landed via WeChat:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

Just landed via Pinterest:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Going viral on Threads:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

256 Funny mental quotes

More funny mental quotes 👇

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

3 weeks ago

excellent, head, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, point, sarcasm, self, self-talk, talk, voice, voices
Never underestimate the healing power of not watching the news.

3 weeks ago

healing, healing power, health, humor, mental, mental health, never, news, power, relaxation, self-care, underestimate, watching
I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

3 weeks ago

balance, employed, employment, health, humor, mental, mental health, personality, unhinged, work life, work-life balance
Twitter is basically like a mental institution where everyone thinks they’re the sane one, and everybody else is crazy.

3 weeks ago

behavior, crazy, else, everyone, humor, institution, media, mental, mental institution, online, online behavior, sane, sanity, social, social media, Twitter, where
Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

3 weeks ago

back, cool, depression, ever, got, health, humor, inspiration, life, mental, mental health, motivation, recovery, sex, spark, worst
Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

3 weeks ago

exercise, funny habit, habit, language, mental, mental exercise, mentally, pronunciation, saying, spelling, Wednesday, word, wordplay, writing
They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

3 weeks ago

always, dating, everyone, health, humor, loneliness, me, mental, mental health, person, relationship, sarcasm, say, self-help, someone, therapist, unfortunately
My family passed down mood swings and anxiety instead of money or houses.

3 weeks ago

anxiety, family, health, house, houses, humor, inheritance, mental, mental health, money, mood, mood swing, swing, swings
The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

3 weeks ago

heal, healing, health, humor, loss, me, memory, memory loss, mental, mental health, only, sarcasm, thing
On the next episode of Hoarders, they visit my subconscious.

3 weeks ago

clutter, episode, hoarder, Hoarders, humor, mental, mental clutter, next, show, subconscious, TV, TV Show, visit

For even more funny mental quotes, hit next 👇

All funny mental quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Funny Quotes Collections

✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Threads this month:

Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

11 shares on YouTube this month:

If you’re ever wondering what to do in an uncomfortable situation, just think “What would teenage me do?” And then do the opposite of that.

40 shares on Instagram this month:

Fundamentally, I understand chess, because I too would never let my king feel unsafe.

55 shares on Twitch this month:

Monday again. I just knew this would happen.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.

90 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Life is like a penis. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down. But it’s never hard forever.

47 shares on X this month:

If you buy something with a lifetime warranty and it breaks, the manufacturer will send a hitman to your house.

51 shares on Messenger this month:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

83 shares on Messenger this month:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

71 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

I asked myself if I was the problem and we said no.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Life is like a game of chess. I don’t enjoy it very much.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

If I don’t reply, assume I opened your message, nodded, and then got distracted.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Twitch:

You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

Just landed via Threads:

Dating is the process of meeting someone until you find out what’s wrong with them.

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Making waves on TikTok:

Still can’t believe America has a federal holiday to celebrate the hit movie Independence Day.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I dare you to try and be more single than me.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’ve had two glasses of wine and responded with “Omgggg congrats, sweet girl” on an engagement post of someone I haven’t spoken to in 5 years.

Going viral on Threads:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

Activity Log ✨

256 Funny mental quotes

More funny mental quotes 👇

All funny mental quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨