63 Funny message quotes — Wordgag ツ

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

2 months ago2 months ago

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

2 months ago2 months ago

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

2 months ago2 months ago

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

2 months ago2 months ago

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

2 months ago2 months ago

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

2 months ago2 months ago

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

2 months ago2 months ago

Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

2 months ago2 months ago

ChatGPT, what do you do when you find out your boyfriend’s been using ChatGPT to write you messages?

2 months ago2 months ago

Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

2 months ago2 months ago

A man messaged me on Insta and said, “You are not looking bad.” This might be the one, y’all.

2 months ago2 months ago

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

2 months ago2 months ago

If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

2 months ago2 months ago

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

2 months ago2 months ago

You know IT have given up when the error message reads, ‘Something went wrong’.

3 months ago3 months ago

Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

4 months ago4 months ago

You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

4 months ago4 months ago

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

5 months ago5 months ago

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

6 months ago