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That awkward moment when someone is doing the dishes, and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.
I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?
Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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5 months ago
Share →: 69 but we both just farting.

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"Talk about blowing out the candles on the birthday cake! 🎂💨 Here's to keeping the romance alive in all its stinky glory! 😂💨 #RelationshipGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

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"Can you imagine Fluffy filing his own tax returns? 🐱💼 Just another reason why our furry friends keep their meows and woofs to themselves! 🐶🤫 #TaxingTails"
5 months ago
Share →: That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

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When you finally accept that ghosting is the only option left in the communication toolbox… 👻💨 Talk about disappearing act goals! 😂 #HastaLaVistaBaby
5 months ago
Share →: About to form my very first opinion.

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"Ah, the excitement of starting a new opinion collection! 🤔💭 Just remember, with great opinions comes great responsibility… and the occasional eye-roll. 😂 #OpinionsGalore"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

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No worries, embrace the cringe! Awkwardness is just your charm trying to break free 🤪🙈🤷‍♂️ Just keep awkward-ing on, the world needs more of your uniqueness!
5 months ago
Share →: You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, “wow, I better write my will.”

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"Self-checkout cameras: turning everyday shopping trips into dramatic episodes of our own lives since forever! 💸📸😱 #SelfieScare #DramaticShopping"
5 months ago
Share →: The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

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Well, talk about a gnocchi-up! 🍝 It seems like their dinner plans were doomed from the start – who knew a little potato pasta could stir up such drama? 🥔💥 Looks like they'll have to agree to gnocchi-tiate before planning their next meal together! 😄 #FoodieFails #PastaProblems
5 months ago
Share →: Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Looks like February was quite the musical journey for you, from dribbling to the beat of basketballs to screaming into a watermelon loudspeaker while on a phone call! 🏀🍉📢 Maybe next time the hip hop moment will involve less fruit and more rhythm! 🎶😄
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

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"Sorry for my delayed arrival, folks! Got ambushed by a rogue gang of bubble wrap that needed popping 🙈💥 Who can resist that satisfying *pop* sound, am I right? #BubbleWrapWars"
5 months ago
Share →: Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

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"Looks like the liquor store clerk got hit with a zinger! 🤣 Maybe they can recommend a good bottle to help with that burn! 🔥🍾 #SassyCustomer"