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159 Funny moment quotes

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

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That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

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The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you’re not home.

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That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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