324 Funny morning quotes

• My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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  6 months ago

  back, bed, humor, just, me, morning, morning routine, motivation, myself, procrastination, routine, self, self-motivation, sleep, waking, waking up

• The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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  6 months ago

  daily, daily struggle, finding, health, humor, live, longest, mental, mental health, morning, morning routine, motivation, procrastination, routine, struggle, will to live

• The older I get, the more I love my morning coffee and no one speaking to me.

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  6 months ago

  aging, coffee, humor, i, introversion, love, me, morning, older, routine, solitude, speaking

• The worst part about waking up is all the remembering.

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  6 months ago

  humor, memory, morning, realization, regret, remembering, waking, waking up, worst

• Anyone else get excited about going to bed because you know there’ll be coffee in the morning, or is that just me?

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  6 months ago

  anyone, bed, bedtime, coffee, else, excited, excitement, going, just, know, me, morning

• “I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

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  6 months ago

  always, going, humor, i, lie, morning, myself, procrastination, self-talk, sleep, tell, tonight

• Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

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  6 months ago

  6, airport, am, beer, drinking, early, early morning, free, humor, judgment, lawless, lawless place, morning, no judgment, place, problem, travel

• Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

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  6 months ago

  breakfast, clothes, clothing, cold, cold food, eating, food, humor, laziness, morning, morning routine, ravioli, routine, still

• She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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  6 months ago

  before, breakfast, cereal, humor, meant, milk, mistake, morning, morning routine, relationship, routine

• Welcome to your 50s, where coffee is the new happy hour and mornings are the new hangover.

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  6 months ago

  50s, coffee, hangover, happy, happy hour, hour, morning, mornings, new, welcome, where

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