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2 months ago
Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

Commentary:
"Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"
2 months ago
Share →: If you feel fat and sad just know it’s someone out there fatter than you.

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"Remember, in the great buffet of life, there's always someone going back for seconds! 🍔😂 #NotTheOnlySnackInThePack"
2 months ago
Share →: I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

Commentary:
"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird"
2 months ago
Share →: If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Commentary:
"When life gives you loneliness, build a company—instant friends with a side of stress! 💼🤣📈"
2 months ago
Share →: I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Commentary:
"Proof that my workout motto is 'Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?' 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain"
2 months ago
Share →: Never let your job prevent you from acting unemployed.

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😂 "Ah, the professional act—mastering the art of looking busy while secretly plotting your next nap. Who says you can't work the system… or at least look like you're working? 🕵️‍♂️💼💤"
2 months ago
Share →: The day I start waking up early it’s over for you all.

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Well, looks like the early bird better pack its bags—because once that alarm clock starts ringing at dawn, the rest of us are toast! 🌅✨🤣 Better enjoy your sleep while you can, buddy. The revolution of punctuality is coming! 🐓⏰😉
2 months ago
Share →: Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

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Ah, the classic quest for the elusive “skinny” flavor—because nothing beats the feeling of literally starving for that perfect moment of satisfaction! 😂🍎 Remember, balance is key, and sometimes a slice of pizza is just as good as a run on the treadmill! 🍕🏃‍♀️💫
2 months ago
Share →: Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"
2 months ago
Share →: I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

Commentary:
Looks like the universe is waiting for a collective "Oops" moment before the good stuff rolls in! 😅🤦‍♂️💡 Maybe we need an epic slapstick reboot to remind everyone what smart looks like. Until then, keep your humor tight and your IQ higher! 😜📈