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Funny motivation quotes give a humorous twist to the quest for inspiration and drive. 💪😄 From clever quips about overcoming obstacles to playful takes on getting things done, these quotes make the pursuit of goals a bit more entertaining. Enjoy a laugh while you stay motivated and tackle your challenges with a smile! 😂✨

My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

3 months ago

It is kind of inspiring that I messed up my life without drugs, gambling or a troubled youth. People really can do anything.

3 months ago

Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

3 months ago

“You should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

3 months ago

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

3 months ago

I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

3 months ago

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

3 months ago

If oats can be milk, you can be whatever you want.

3 months ago

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

3 months ago

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

3 months ago

I did not “try to rob a bank,” I just “aspired” to obtain more money.

3 months ago

The second cup of coffee does for me what a can of spinach does for Popeye.

3 months ago

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

3 months ago

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

3 months ago

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

3 months ago

When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

3 months ago

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer to call it selective participation.

3 months ago

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

3 months ago

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!

3 months ago

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

3 months ago

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

3 months ago

My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

3 months ago

Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

3 months ago

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

3 months ago

Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours.”

3 months ago

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

3 months ago

Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.

3 months ago

Listen, before I had my coffee I didn’t know how awesome I was going to be today either.

3 months ago

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

3 months ago

I’m not lazy, I’m an inactivist.

3 months ago