47 Funny mouth quotes

• Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.

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  2 months ago

  activity, fun, humor, mouth, opera, shower, singing, soap, soap opera

• Oh, lord. I brought my mouth with me to work today and it’s all sass. Prayers, please.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, humor, i, lord, me, mouth, office, oh, prayers, sarcasm, sass, today, work

• My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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  2 months ago

  barbershop, came, card, declined, embarrassment, hair, head, humor, me, mouth, put, squeezed

• I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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  2 months ago

  humor, i, just, keep, mouth, mystery, personality, shut, unfortunately, wish

• I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, confidence, humor, i, keep, me, mouth, nothing, quality, say, self-awareness, shut, think

• My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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  2 months ago

  across, being, cough, cough drop, cruise, drop, favorite, funny moment, humor, illness, launch, missile, moment, mouth, reaction, room, sick, sickness, sneeze, unexpected

• The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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  2 months ago

  activity, best, bottle, candy, empty, fun, fun activity, humor, line, mouth, playful, prescription, prescription bottle, shaking, Smarty, waiting

• Have you ever noticed that when you step on someone’s foot, they open their mouth? It’s like a folding trash can.

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  2 months ago

  behavior, comedy, ever, folding, foot, humor, mouth, noticed, observation, open, social, social behavior, step, trash, trash can

• Dentists get rich by staring into your mouth for 30 seconds, playing sinking ships with their assistant, and then telling you to brush better.

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  2 months ago

  30, assistant, better, brushing, care, dental, dental care, dentist, humor, money, mouth, playing, rich, ships, sinking, sinking ships, staring, wealth

• If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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  2 months ago

  cleanliness, environment, humor, i, irony, microplastic, mouth, ocean, self-awareness

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