50 Funny move quotes

• I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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  1 month ago

  benefit, comeback, dance, dance move, enjoy, enjoyment, glass, glasses, health, health benefit, humor, i, move, moves, night, night routine, routine, wine, witty, witty comeback

• Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

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  1 month ago

  bold, bold move, commentary, history, humor, i, incognito, incognito mode, joke, mode, move, online, online privacy, privacy, social, social commentary, tech, tech joke, tonight, turning

• I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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  1 month ago

  admire, area, audacity, beaver, boldness, here, humor, i, just, lake, move, nature, neighbors, new, put, say, screw

• If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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  1 month ago

  around, broke, friendship, humor, i, lottery, me, mean, money, move, neighborhood, relocation, truly, wealth, wealthy, win

• I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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  1 month ago

  adulthood, aging, funny observation, getting, getting older, help, humor, i, me, move, nobody, observation, older, responsibility, super

• Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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  1 month ago

  age, fat, humor, life, money, move, move on, poor, quit, retire, too, young

• My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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  communication, dating, headphones, hear, humor, i, interaction, men, move, relationship, signature, signature move, social, social interaction, tell

• I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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  emotion, humor, i, love, me, move, movement, positivity, self-confidence, sexy, still, think, world

• When my wife packs for a trip she basically moves out.

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  1 month ago

  humor, joke, move, moves, packing, relationship, travel, trip, wife

• My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up.

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  1 month ago

  aging, body, cracks, every, fitness, glow, glow stick, humor, i, light, move, noise, pain, stick, time

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