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Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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The gap in my resume is because I was trying to reach enlightenment for 5 years.

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There’s a reason you ain’t ever used your phone in a dream.

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I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has shared:

Pretending to be a well-adjusted, functioning adult is so exhausting.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Jingle all the way? In this economy?

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501 this month

Funny Quotes Total

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Making waves on Facebook:

Mouse in a conference call: hold on, I’m gonna put you on squeakerphone.

Trending via Instagram:

I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I’m so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer.

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Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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It’s so hot, I just saw a squirrel fanning its nuts.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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I have friends in high places (birds).

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I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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Listen to the birds, not the news.

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12 shares on Discord this month:

It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I don’t have money, I stop talking to women out of respect.

18 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent a January that doesn’t drain your will to live.

77 shares on WeChat this month:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

80 shares on Messenger this month:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

67 shares on WeChat this month:

Most venomous snakes just make “Tsssss”. But I know some that say “Hi”.

32 shares on Facebook this month:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I would flirt with you, but I’d rather seduce you with my awkwardness.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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Someone from 🇹🇭 has bookmarked:

Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

When life closes a door, just open it again. It’s a door, that’s how they work.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

Spotted on Instagram:

No revenge, because to know me only as a memory is to suffer.

Going bananas on Messenger:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Marriage is just asking each other, “What do you want to do for dinner?” and then replying, “No, not that,” until death do us part.

Going viral on Reddit:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Live now on WeChat:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

Trending via Twitch:

People drive you insane and then say “see, I told you that you’re insane.”

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I’m really glad that light only attracts insects. Imagine wild boars would come knocking at your windows all the time.

Going viral on Instagram:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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