42 Funny Netflix quotes

• I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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  2 months ago

  account, another, attention, care, device, humor, i, love, me, much, Netflix, relationship, someone, want

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  20 shares on Telegram this month.

• With me, it isn’t Netflix & chill. It’s Prime & panic.

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, chill, date, entertainment, humor, me, Netflix, panic, prime, streaming

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  Someone from 🇷🇺 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  50 shares on WeChat this month.

• Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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  2 months ago

  entertainment, humor, listen, Netflix, relationship, subtitle, watch, women

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  Someone from 🇭🇹 has recently bookmarked this quote.

  53 shares on YouTube this month.

• It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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  2 months ago

  bed, Facebook, Instagram, Netflix, social media, Twitter

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  Someone from 🇹🇯 has recently copied this quote.

  32 shares on Instagram this month.

• Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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  2 months ago

  another, chilling, comedy, entertainment, guess, humor, increase, Netflix, only, price, price increase, streaming, subscription

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  Someone from 🇲🇿 has recently shared this quote.

  98 shares on Threads this month.

• Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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  2 months ago

  activity, age, forget, fun, fun activity, hangover, humor, Netflix, tequila, wake, wake up, where

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  Someone from 🇬🇹 has recently shared this quote.

  51 shares on Reddit this month.

• Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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  2 months ago

  culture, disappointment, entertainment, exactly, expectation, humor, joke, know, lol, movie, Netflix, pop, pop culture, streaming

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  Someone from 🇩🇴 has recently copied this quote.

  18 shares on WeChat this month.

• Netflix has every movie except the one you want to watch.

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  2 months ago

  disappointment, entertainment, every, except, humor, movie, Netflix, streaming, want, watch

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  Someone from 🇧🇩 has recently copied this quote.

  77 shares on Messenger this month.

• Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.

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  2 months ago

  DVD, entertainment, fight, humor, joke, just, mail, maybe, Netflix, streaming, us

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  Someone from 🇩🇿 has recently copied this quote.

  30 shares on Facebook this month.

• I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

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  2 months ago

  apocalypse, dissatisfaction, done, enjoying, enjoyment, humor, i, need, Netflix, over, popular, popular show, show, slow-burn, urgency

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  Someone from 🇸🇩 has recently copied this quote.

  20 shares on Twitch this month.

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