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When making big plans means deciding which comfy pajamas to wear tonight πππ
265 Funny night quotes
Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.
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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. ππ»πΌ
Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.
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Looks like the sky hit *party mode*! ππ
If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.
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That forest better be toddler-proof! π²ππ
If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.
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Sounds like a fire-breathing bedtime story is part of the nightly routine! ππ₯π΄
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Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.
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Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! π¦·πͺ₯β¨
Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.
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Ah, the magical land of sleep, where problems get bored and leave! π΄β¨π
Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. Heβs probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like heβs me.
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Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! π·οΈππ
Iβm at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., Iβm definitely not coming.
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Sounds like prime pajama time! π΄ππ
Sometimes Iβm just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.
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Ah, the classic bedtime routine: close eyes, open apps! π΄π±π