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  • I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the modern struggle of giving our phones much-needed rest! 📱💤 Who needs beauty sleep when your phone is begging for a break? Maybe we should start a petition for phone vacations! 😂 #PhoneDeservesABreak

  • Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like we’re ordering from the all-you-can-eat menu of chaos tonight 🍔🍕🍟 Better make sure our appetites can handle it! 😂”

  • Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the full moon – nature’s perfect excuse for all our questionable life choices! 🌕🤪 Just blame it on Luna, she won’t mind one bit. After all, it’s not you, it’s the moonlight talking! 🌝😜”

  • I can’t believe I slept good all night. What a rush.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the exhilarating thrill of a restful night’s sleep! 🛌💤 Who knew slumber could be so adrenaline-pumping! 😂 #SleepGoals”

  • This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the harsh reality of aging and its impact on our once youthful energy levels! 🌙💤 It’s like our bodies decide to hit the snooze button on staying up all night as we get older. 🚫🦉 Despite the transformation, we can still rock a bedtime routine like nobody’s business! 💪😂 #NightOwlNoMore

  • There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

    Commentary:
    That’s the eternal struggle of popcorn lovers everywhere – the fine line between a snack and a full-blown popcorn feast! 🍿😂 It’s a slippery slope from “just a handful” to “oops, I ate the whole bucket.” But hey, no regrets when it comes to popcorn, right? 🤷‍♂️ #PopcornProblems

  • I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like 9pm isn’t just bedtime anymore – it’s also the start of the ‘I’m too tired for anything’ zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM”

  • I keep all my valuables near the front door so if burglars breaks in during the night they will not wake me up.

    Commentary:
    “Who said burglars can’t be considerate houseguests? 😅 Keeping your valuables by the front door – just in case your uninvited midnight visitors need a quick exit strategy! 🚪💰 #Priorities”

  • Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.

    Commentary:
    🍻 “I considered quitting drinking tonight, but then I thought about the poor pub owner’s family relying on my contributions. Hey, who am I to deprive them of their livelihood? Cheers to generosity with a side of guilt!” 🤣 #DrinkResponsibly #SupportLocalBusiness

  • Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

    Commentary:
    “Off to dreamland we go, hoping that existential dread doesn’t show! 🌙💤 Don’t let the monsters in your mind keep you up tonight. Sweet nightmares!”

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