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6 months ago
Share →: Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Commentary:
"Struggling to keep your eyes open and hair in place? Watch out – your new social strategy is here! 🙈💤 Just remember, looking like a feral animal isn't always a bad thing… it just means you're always ready for a 'wild' encounter! 🐾😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

Commentary:
Oh, the betrayal! 🐶 Ignoring the hand that feeds to chat with the one that barks – it's a woof situation for sure! 🗡️💔 #StabbyLittleSecrets
6 months ago
Share →: I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'I love change, as long as everything stays exactly the same' approach. 🤣 Embracing change while seeking comfort in familiarity, a true masterpiece in contradicting oneself! 🔄🤷‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of doing nothing… It's a real challenge when you're not sure if you've truly mastered the art of idleness 🤔💤 Who knew being unproductive could be so perplexing? Perhaps we should all aim to be 'un-done' like a half-baked cake! 🍰😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

Commentary:
"Ah, the noble pursuit of doing nothing, truly an art form in itself! 🎨⏳ Why go out and be busy when you can rush home to embrace the serenity of your sofa and the sweet siren call of laziness? 😄💤 Embrace the art of 'nothingness' with gusto, my friend! 🏠🛋️"
6 months ago
Share →: How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sheer luxury of being so productive in our laziness! 💤 It's like a full-time job… minus the effort. 😂 Who knew doing nothing could be such hard work? 🤔 #ProfessionalProcrastinator"
6 months ago
Share →: Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the ultimate test of vocal prowess and humility – karaoke with a group of singers 🎤🎂 It's like the Olympics of 'Please Don't Stop Believin'' 😉 #KaraokeProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: Follow me on Instagram if you want to see me post absolutely nothing for weeks.

Commentary:
"Welcome to the land of empty promises and ghostly appearances 👻 Follow for mesmerizing updates… or lack thereof! 😂 #InstagramLife"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Commentary:
Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless