245 Funny nothing quotes

• Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.

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  2 months ago

  appreciation, being, communication, else, humor, i, lol, nothing, say, thanks

• Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

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  2 months ago

  expectations, head, humor, inside, looking, nothing, perception, photo, reality, rude, self-image, selfie, truth, yourself

• No need for a Halloween costume this year because there’s nothing scarier than being in your mid-20s and not knowing who you are or what you want to do anymore.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, being, costume, crisis, Halloween, humor, identity, knowing, life, life purpose, mid-20s, need, nothing, purpose, quarter-life, quarter-life crisis, self-discovery, uncertainty, want, year

• Not to brag, but I’ve done nothing for several hours.

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  2 months ago

  brag, done, hours, humor, idleness, inactivity, laziness, nothing, procrastination, relaxation

• Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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  2 months ago

  accidental, accidental photo, accidentally, camera, embarrassment, faster, humor, me, nothing, phone, phone camera, photo, selfie, surprise, technology, turning

• Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

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  2 months ago

  animal, better, encounter, feral, feral animal, funny observation, hours, know, looking, nothing, observation, public, running, running into someone, sleep, social, social encounter, someone

• Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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  2 months ago

  communication, dog, frustration, humor, husband, ignore, me, nothing, pet, relationship, stabby, talking

• I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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  2 months ago

  alter, change, consistency, contradiction, different, humor, i, irony, nothing, welcome

• Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, doing, doing nothing, effort, hard, hard work, humor, know, leisure, never, nothing, procrastination, relaxation, work

• I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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  2 months ago

  always, do nothing, home, humor, nothing, procrastination, relaxation, rush

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