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Funny NYC quotes

Funny NYC quotes bring the Big Apple’s wild spirit 🍎 to life with humor and sass 😎. From subway shenanigans πŸš‡ to pizza obsessions πŸ•, these witty lines capture the city that never sleeps πŸ—½ in all its chaotic glory. Whether you’re a local or just dreaming of Times Square lights ✨, get ready to laugh out loud and embrace the quirky charm of New York City! πŸ˜‚πŸ—½

My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Why’s it always β€œNYC smells like pee” and never β€œmy pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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