Funny NYC quotes

• Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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  2 months ago

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• Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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  2 months ago

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• People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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  4 months ago

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• My southern family thinks my daily routine in NYC is that I wake up, try really hard not to get stabbed by a knife, and then I go see a musical.

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  4 months ago

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