Funny offended quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you’re not easily offended, why are you even online?

  Commentary:
  "Trying to exist online without getting offended is like playing dodgeball with a brick wall! 😂💻🚧"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I received a DM telling me that I’ve offended some of you. I’m truly sorry; I meant to offend all of you.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "Sorry for the oversight! Next time, I'll send out a personalized 'offense' card to ensure nobody feels left out! 💌🙈"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of "Do unto others as they do unto you, and watch them suddenly develop amnesia!" It seems some individuals prefer to dish it out rather than take it in return. It's like they're expecting a one-way street with a detour sign when it comes to equal treatment!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m shocked it offended you, I was certain someone was gonna need to explain it to you.

  Commentary:
  "Well, there goes my faith in your ability to comprehend sarcasm 🤨. Maybe next time I should include a 'sarcasm for dummies' guide along with my comments 📚😂."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize, I honestly did not think you could read.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, it seems like the internet can be a dangerous place for assumptions! 🙈 If emojis could talk, I bet they'd say "Remember, the screen doesn't hide all!" 📱😅 Always a good reminder to think twice before hitting that post button!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

  Commentary:
  Looks like he couldn't handle the hard-hitting truth during the PowerPoint roast session! 🤭💼 Better luck next time trying to dodge self-awareness, hubby! 😜🖥️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

  Commentary:
  Seems like the advertisers believe in the saying, "straight to the point!" 😂 Chin up, you're not alone in receiving personalized ads that hit a little too close to home. Maybe it's time to show those ads who's boss and indulge in a giant slice of pizza instead! 🍕 #ChinFatStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a life goal we can all aspire to – reaching a level of wealth where beef jerky prices don't phase us! 💸🥩 Just imagine casually tossing a pack of jerky in your shopping cart without a second thought… Living the dream! 😄 #BeefJerkyGoals"

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