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- Aging is the worst. I miss the good ol’ days when my pain was strictly emotional.
- Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.
- I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.
- My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.
- Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.
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"Going to the dentist is already tough, but adding country music to the mix? That's just adding insult to injury! 🦷🤠 Next up, a root canal set to banjo tunes! 🪕😂" -
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"Because why pop a pill when you can pop a candy? Sweet relief meets bitter reality 😂🍭💊 #PainPoppingPEZ" -
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"Seriously, where do they bang their shins? 😂 Maybe on the sink, in the oven, or even on the cat! 🐈 Either way, dishwashers are shin's best friend! 💥🍽 #ShinStruggles" -
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"Ah, the mystical powers of yoga — turning lower back pain into upper back gain! 🧘♂️🚀 Who knew stretching could be so magical? Maybe next it'll turn my pizza cravings into salad cravings! 🍕➡️🥗 #YogaWizardry" -
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"Ah, yes, 'migraneur,' a fancy title for the well-seasoned artisan of headaches! 🎨💆♂️ Embrace the recognition and wear your suffering with pride, for you are a master of the migraine craft!" -
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"Looks like this bouncer is about to learn that love not only conquers all, but also protects you from getting your butt kicked! 💪🚨 Better watch out, Mr. Bouncer, this fearless duo is not to be messed with! 😜👊 #CoupleGoals" -
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"Looks like both the nurse and life share a common agenda – always ready to add a little extra sting! 🩺😅 Hang in there, buddy! Life's just trying to keep you on your toes (and maybe in a bit of pain)! 💉😂"
Top Funny Pain Quotes 🔥
- During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.
- Whether you rip off a bandaid quickly or slowly, I find it’s best to ask the wearer’s permission first.
- People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?
- Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.
- Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”
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