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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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You didn’t let me know you got home safely so you better at least be injured or I’m gonna be pissed.

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I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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Feminism convinced women they could have it all. Now they’re 40, independent, and crying in a very nice but empty apartment.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

Trending via WeChat:

My summer body has been pending for about ten years.

Trending via Facebook:

All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands.

Going viral on Instagram:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Breaking via Facebook:

Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

Going viral on X:

Hell, yes, I work out. Somebody has to support the ibuprofen industry.

Trending via Threads:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Going viral on Telegram:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Share →: If we hadn’t made them extinct, instead of Kung Fu Panda we could have had Tae Kwon Dodo.

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Oh, what a missed opportunity! 🐼💔 Imagine a world where Tae Kwon Dodo could have been kicking butt and taking names. But hey, at least we have Kung Fu Panda to keep us entertained! 🥋😆 #ExtinctionFail
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Share →: What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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👽🎬🛸 "When aliens tune into our movies for a crash course on Earth, things could get out of this world! 🌍😱 Let's hope their invasion is more 'E.T.' than 'Independence Day' – nobody wants a misunderstood extraterrestrial fashion faux pas! 👾🎥"

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Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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When is a robot gonna take over my job? Please?

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My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

They need to invent a job for people who aren’t good at anything nor motivated nor social.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

At my age, I’m worried about tripping and falling, so I wear a helmet. I’m also worried about looking ridiculous, so I carry a skateboard.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Sometimes I think about Adam and Eve and how they couldn’t even get a babysitter.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has downloaded:

Sorry I marked myself as safe on Facebook after your PowerPoint presentation.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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Going viral on Reddit:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Making waves on Reddit:

I just ordered a life alert bracelet, so if I ever get a life, I’ll be notified immediately.

Freshly posted on X:

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Just shared via Messenger:

I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Let’s be honest. The best moment of the day is when we take off our bra.

Spotted on Telegram:

They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.

Trending via TikTok:

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

Live now on Messenger:

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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