30 Funny pass quotes

• Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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  3 weeks ago

  context, ETA, humor, i, pass, patience, request, this too shall pass, time, too

• They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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  3 weeks ago

  before, coffee, coffee maker, humor, little, maker, office, pass, rules, should, test, touch, training, training video, video, watch, workplace

• I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

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  3 weeks ago

  communication, correct, humor, husband, i, love, marriage, me, opportunity, pass, relationship, wrong

• People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

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  3 weeks ago

  absurdity, big, food, food sharing, humor, i, joint, minute, norms, pass, people, sandwich, sharing, social, social norms, someone, Subway, weirdo

• It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

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  3 weeks ago

  argument, camel, convince, difficulty, eye, humor, irony, needle, online, opinion, pass, somebody, wrong

• For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

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  3 weeks ago

  bottle, celebration, drinking, family, food, holiday, humor, just, life, me, pass, Thanksgiving

• Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

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  3 weeks ago

  bring, happiness, here, humor, i, irony, me, money, over, pass, perspective, relationship, sad, sarcasm

• If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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  3 weeks ago

  alive, communication, death, humor, kind, kind word, kindness, legacy, life, pass, people, say, should, want, word, words

• Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

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  3 weeks ago

  adventure, alive, boarding, boarding pass, buy, feel, humor, i, lifestyle, pass, people, shoe, shopping, travel

• We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

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  3 weeks ago

  class, deep, folding, humor, message, note, notes, origami, pass, school, secret, secret message, Shakespeare, spy, used

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