175 Funny personality quotes

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: I’ve got a soft heart and a savage mouth. I’m like a Hallmark card written by Gordon Ramsay.

  Commentary:
  "That's the kind of card that says 'I love you, but your cooking needs more salt!' 💌🥄🔥"

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  22 hours ago

  Share →: The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Beware! My laugh isn't just contagious, it's a supervillain's giggle! 🦹‍♂️🤣"

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  4 days ago

  Share →: I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret ingredient to my quirky charm: hose water! 💧🤪 #VintageHydration"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your household has a woof-tastic sound system! 🎶🐾😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

  Commentary:
  "Board games really bring out my alter ego: 'Competitive Cathy' 😈🎲 Who knew a simple game of Monopoly could cause inner monster mayhem?" 🤣🏰

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

  Commentary:
  "Life's all about balancing our WiFi and our 'Why try?' moments! 📶🤷‍♂️😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

  Commentary:
  "All the rumors are true, and the truth is even juicier! 😜📢 #SorryNotSorry"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I just need a little time to warm up to you, and then I’ll be super fun, I promise—1-2 years at most.

  Commentary:
  "Just like a fine cheese, I need to age a bit before I'm truly delightful! 🧀⏳😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'verbal time bomb' strategy! 😂💣 Good thing my pillow is a certified therapist! 🛌🧠"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I would love to be normal, but unfortunately, I was raised by the internet and a microwave.

  Commentary:
  "I tried being normal once… Worst two minutes of my life! 😅🙃 #RaisedByWolves"

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