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Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

“I saw your ex!” A very unnecessary piece of information.

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When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Spotted on Reddit:

I miss the days when you could simply end a phone call by slamming the receiver down angrily.

Going viral on Reddit:

Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

Breaking via TikTok:

We should thank heaven for nipples. Without them boobs would be pointless.

Broadcasted on X:

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Spreading quickly via X:

My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly.

Just landed via YouTube:

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Making waves on Telegram:

My parents think they know me.

Trending via Reddit:

Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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241 Funny personality quotes

Funny personality quotes offer a humorous look at the quirks and traits that make us unique. 😄🧠 From witty observations about different character types to playful jabs at our own eccentricities, these quotes celebrate the lighter side of our diverse personalities. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the fun in what makes us who we are! 😂🌟

New funny personality quotes 👇

6 hours ago
Share →: A pessimist is just an optimist playing hard to get.

Commentary:
Playing hard to get: the ultimate plot twist for optimists in disguise! 😆👏✨
3 days ago
Share →: Stop expecting people to be as cool as you, it’s a recipe for disappointment.

Commentary:
Trying to find someone cooler than me is like searching for a unicorn in a haystack! 🦄😎
4 days ago
Share →: Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're the family's limited edition collectible: rare, valuable, and a little bit mischievous! 🐑⭐️😎
5 days ago
Share →: Is there a rehab for introverts who try to extrovert? Asking for a friend.

Commentary:
When my introvert battery hits 5%, I'm in desperate need of a social detox! 🤯🔋✨
5 days ago
Share →: Who you are when someone reaches over to take food from your plate… is the real you.

Commentary:
Oh, so my true self is a protective food ninja! 🥷🍽️😂
1 week ago
Share →: “I’m a very sleepy person, just at all the wrong times.”

Commentary:
When your spirit animal is a nap-loving sloth but your schedule says "early bird" 🦥⏰🥴
1 week ago
Share →: “OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Commentary:
When your charm is "clinically" approved 😂🩺
1 week ago
Share →: What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?

Commentary:
That's called being a humble-brag magician: magically insecure and overconfident at the same time! 🎩✨😎😅
1 week ago
Share →: Being a little freak is my love language.

Commentary:
Embracing my inner weirdo is how I say "I care" 🦄💖😜
1 week ago
Share →: There are people who have a favourite colour, and there are people whose favourite colour is purple. These are very different things. Purple fans are different creatures.

Commentary:
Purple fans are just living in a world of grape expectations 🍇💜

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

The first person to realize you can eat bone marrow must have really hated that cow.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Any time I have ever uttered the phrase “no worries” I have been lying. There are many worries.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

My therapist said I should face my fears. So I turned my phone back on.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on YouTube:

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Breaking via WeChat:

Where did you come from, Where did you go, Where did you come from, Pokémon Go.

Trending via YouTube:

Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

Making waves on X:

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Live now on Telegram:

Playdates were invented to force parents into cleaning their home.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

Shared recently on Twitch:

“Male loneliness epidemic” and it’s just karma and the consequences of their actions.

Going viral on WeChat:

Donuts hug you from the inside.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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