Funny platform quotes

• “I’m disgusted by how many of you still use Spotify. I use a fair trade, ethically conscientious mom-and-pop platform called Apple Music.”

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  4 weeks ago

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• Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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  2 months ago

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• Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

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  2 months ago

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• Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner, loudly arguing with itself.

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  2 months ago

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• Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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  2 months ago

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• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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  3 months ago

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• Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the streets.

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  3 months ago

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• Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

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  4 months ago

  chance, communication, everyone, internet, media, mistake, opinion, platform, social, social media, voice

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