Funny platform quotes

Funny platform quotes bring a smile to your screen 😄🎉 Whether you’re scrolling through social media or brainstorming your next post, these witty gems add a splash of humor and a pinch of sass to any platform 🖥️✨ Get ready to laugh out loud and brighten your day with clever lines that perfectly capture the online vibe! 🚀😂 #LaughOutLoud #PlatformVibes

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to do…

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Who knew "adulting" was just code for "download all the apps your kid self never dreamed of"? 😂📱🔐

Instagram is run by celebrities. Twitter is run by the stre…

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Sounds about right! One app for the red carpet, the other for the shoes on the ground! 🎤👠📸

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and i…

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Oops, Pandora's inbox got opened, and now we're all stuck in a never-ending loop of cat memes and unsolicited opinions! 🐱📢😂

Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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Well, at least we all have free Wi-Fi in this open-air asylum! 😂🧠📱

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on…

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Why keep it to yourself when you can share it with the world and regret it later? 😂🔊 #NoFilter

Twitter is the black sheep of the web, always in the corner…

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Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to…

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"Dua Lipa sings 'Don't Start Now,' while Mario tells Luigi, 'Jump a little higher!' 🎤👨‍🎤🎮 #SiblingStruggles #GottaReachThatPlatform"