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6 months ago
Share →: Game night with the family is only fun until I lose.

Commentary:
"Game night with the family: where alliances are formed, rivalries are born, and the table flips when I lose 😅🎲 #FamilyFunGoneWrong"
6 months ago
Share →: Honk shuah. Sleep on that thang!

Commentary:
"Ah, the ancient wisdom of the Honk Shuah masters! 🧘‍♂️💭 Perhaps sleeping on that thang will bring enlightenment, or at least a comfier nap! 💤😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Commentary:
"Starting conversations with short people by saying 'back when I was your height…' is the quickest way to have them look up to you both figuratively and literally. 🙃 It's all fun and games until they challenge you to a height competition! 📏 #ShortandSweet"
6 months ago
Share →: “I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone takes their pool game very seriously! 🎱 Who needs a lucky charm when you've got a favorite hole, right? 😄 Keep sinking those balls like a pro!"
6 months ago
Share →: Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Commentary:
"Harmonicas: the ultimate multitasking instrument for those who want to serenade and expectorate simultaneously. 🎶💦 Who knew music and spitting could go hand in hand so harmoniously? 😄🎵 #SpitTunes"
6 months ago
Share →: Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?

Commentary:
"Sure thing, just make sure you come with a manual on how to fold you properly! 🤣🛏️ #FittedSheetStruggles"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?”

Commentary:
Going off the grid without a dramatic exit is the ultimate power move! 🐻💻 Just drop a post like "Off to find bears in caves, see ya later alligators!" and watch the curiosity levels skyrocket! Who needs formal goodbyes when you can leave your followers questioning a potential bear encounter? 🤔🐾 #SocialMediaMystery
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

Commentary:
"Basketball be like, 'Gimme that pumpkin, I need it!' 🎃🏀 Meanwhile, golf is out here like, 'Forget this egg, I'm sending it to the sun!' ☀️⛳️ Talk about some serious sporty shenanigans!"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: We’ve all at least once caught our toes when putting on our knickers and jumped around the room like idiots.

Commentary:
"Who knew getting dressed could become a high-stakes game of footsie 🦶🩲😂 #FashionFumbles"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Commentary:
Hmm, sounds like a solid strategy for expanding your vocabulary Scottish-style! 🏴 Just throw in some gibberish with a thick accent and watch the puzzled nods roll in. Who needs a dictionary when you've got a bonnie way with words like "janglers" and "tary bibbit"? 😉