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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.
It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.
The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.
When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.
As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

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5 months ago
Share →: Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

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Well, at least someone is keeping their cool in the chaos! 🐒🔥 Politics these days feel like a hilarious yet slightly terrifying circus act, with the monkey being the unexpected voice of reason. Let's hope they have some extra bananas to share with the rest of the performers! 🍌🤡 #PoliticsGoneWild
5 months ago
Share →: Americans can choose from over 1,000 breakfast cereals but only two presidential candidates?

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Seems like we have a surplus of cereal options but a scarcity of political options! 🥣🤷‍♂️ Let's hope those cereals are fortified with enough vitamins to help us choose wisely in the next election! 🥇🤔
5 months ago
Share →: The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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"The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy… trying to figure out who approves which forms in triplicate! 📝🤯 Who knew paperwork could be so subversive?! "
5 months ago
Share →: Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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"Democracy: Letting everyone have a say, even those who struggle to find their own shoes 😜🗳️ #DemocracyDilemma"
5 months ago
Share →: Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Commentary:
"Looking to have the quickest Thanksgiving cleanup ever? Just casually mention politics and watch your guests bolt out the door faster than you can say 'pumpkin pie'! 🏃‍♂️🥧🦃 #ExitStrategy"
5 months ago
Share →: Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

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"Ah, diplomacy at its finest – where a one-way ticket to the fiery pits is disguised as a grand adventure! 🌋✉️ Bon voyage, dear friend! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Commentary:
"Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"
5 months ago
Share →: I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

Commentary:
"Well, let's hope the candidate's policies are more forward-thinking than their campaign strategy! 🤣 Looks like we'll be taking some slow and steady steps into the future, with a few playful detours along the way. 🐢🛑 #ElectionDayAdventures"
5 months ago
Share →: Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

Commentary:
Ah, elections – the ultimate family drama on a national scale! 🤣 It's like we're all caught in the crossfire of a messy breakup, anxiously waiting to see who ends up with custody of our future. 🗳️💔 Let's just hope they don't make us choose between weekends and holidays! #ElectionDrama #CustodyBattle
5 months ago
Share →: It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Commentary:
"Ah, the rollercoaster ride of democracy is almost coming to an end! 🎢 Let's hope the final stretch isn't a loop-de-loop! 🔄🤪 Hang in there, folks! The ultimate countdown to political peace begins! 🗳️🎉"