64 Funny positivity quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: They should invent a good thing that happens.

  Commentary:
  "If only there was a 'Good Luck Fairy' we could summon whenever needed! 🧚‍♂️ Maybe we can start a petition for that! 😉✨"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

  Commentary:
  Hey there, friend! 🌟 Just a gentle reminder that Monday blues are temporary – you've got this! 💪 Remember, it's not the end of the world, it's just the start of the week! 😁 Keep calm and Monday on! 🚀 #MondayMotivation

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

  Commentary:
  Well, attempting to navigate life with grace and dignity is like trying to wrangle a herd of unruly unicorns 🦄🦄. It's a delicate dance of balancing on one foot while juggling flaming marshmallows 🔥🔥. But hey, as long as you've got your sense of humor intact, you're halfway there! 😄 #LifeGoals #GracefulMess

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: my diet plan has been upgraded from 'salad every meal' to 'embracing my inner marshmallow' 🤣🍔 Who needs abs when you can have fab? 💁‍♂️ #BodyPositivity"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Good morning, may your coffee be strong and your boss not weird today.

  Commentary:
  "Good morning! May your coffee be stronger than your boss's weirdness today! ☕️😄 Remember, caffeine is the best defense against odd bosses and Monday blues!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

  Commentary:
  "Life's too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner craziness… it's the secret ingredient to a balanced diet of madness! 🤪🥗 #HealthyInsanity"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the art of procrastination disguised as enthusiasm! 🌞 Ignoring problems like a pro! 🙈 Who needs solutions when we have a brand new day to ignore them, right? 😂 #ProcrastinationGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

  Commentary:
  🤣 "To all the haters sending their prayers for my downfall, thanks for making me feel so special! 🙏 Keep those good vibes coming, I'm thriving on your attention. 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re a mad scientist, put a note in your laboratory reminding you to sometimes be a happy scientist.

  Commentary:
  "Even mad scientists need a little reminder to sprinkle some happiness in their potions! 🧪✨ Let's add a dash of joy and a pinch of laughter to the experiment, shall we? 🔬😄"

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