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We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

3 months ago

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

3 months ago

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

3 months ago

When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

3 months ago

I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

3 months ago

Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

3 months ago

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

3 months ago

Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

3 months ago

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

3 months ago