Funny president quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

  Commentary:
  Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌

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  6 months ago

  Share →: We put a man on the moon in 1969, and if you elect me to be your president, I promise that we will not stop until every man is on the moon.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the ambitious space program goals of politicians never fail to reach for the stars…or should I say, the moon? 🌕🚀 Just imagine the moon becoming the next hotspot for vacation destinations – don't forget to pack your space suit! 👨‍🚀 #MoonMania2020"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like America finally realized it needs to work on self-love before jumping back into a relationship with a president 🇺🇸💔 Who needs political drama when you can focus on improving yourself, right? #SingleAndThriving"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! 🕺🚗 Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency 😂🎶 #FastLaneBeats"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking News: Future president plans to bend time! 🌀⏳ Say goodbye to rush hour traffic and hello to 'Happy Hour, Part 2'! 🍸🎉 Who needs a TARDIS when we've got a president with time-bending powers? ⏰🇺🇸 #PresidentialPriorities"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a steady job when you can have a president who promises NO jobs? 🤷‍♂️ Unemployment is the new retirement plan! 💼💸 #JoblessAndHappy"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Lying to stupid people can give you a profound sense of satisfaction, it can also make you president.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless strategy of deception for success – seems like some people take it to heart a little too enthusiastically! 🤥💼👨‍💼 Just remember, honesty is still the best policy…unless you have political ambitions, apparently! 🏛️🤣 #TruthIsOptional

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  6 months ago

  Share →: As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

  Commentary:
  🤣 What a refreshing approach! Talk about making password changes a breeze – who needs complexity and security when you can stick with the classics, right? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like telling potential hackers, “Hey, here’s the door, just make sure to knock next time you come snooping around!” 🚪🔓 Well, with this policy in place, at least we can all save some brainpower for more pressing matters… like debating which snack to

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

  Commentary:
  "Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

  Commentary:
  🤔🌟 How about we skip the whole election hoopla and simply vow to behave ourselves? 🇺🇸 Who needs a president when we've got our impeccable behavior to lead the way? 😜👏 Let's all strive for that "Student of the Month" vibe in this national experiment! #GoodCitizenshipGoals

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