26 Funny price quotes

Funny price quotes 💸 bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of money and shopping 🛍️. Whether you’re bargain hunting or just laughing at outrageous tags, these witty sayings will make you chuckle 🤣 and rethink your wallet’s adventures. Ready to smile through the sticker shock? Let the fun begin! 🎉🤑

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to…

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🎄😂 If Santa delivers that, I'm asking for a mansion next year! 🏠💸

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasi…

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Finally, a streaming service that isn't playing 'hide-and-seek' with our wallets and taste! 🍿🤣📉

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten che…

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Is it just me, or are TVs the only things defying inflation laws like it's Black Friday every day? 📺💸😅

It’s actually crazy we figured out how to grow real d…

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Why settle for drama-free diamonds when the thrill of human misery adds that extra je ne sais quoi? 😂💎🔍

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were…

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Guess I better start saving up for a digital banana! 🍌🙈

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral pri…

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Trying to bury us in debt even after we’re dead! 💀🤣🤑

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Coupl…

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Guess inflation finally got tired of being subtle 😂💸

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because i…

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So, basically, we got the deluxe edition of inflation but forgot to update the wage DLC? 🍔💸🤔

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food re…

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$15 for a fast-food meal? Did they add a side of gold nuggets? 🍟💰😂

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats:…

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When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩‍🍳.