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Funny price quotes 💸 bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of money and shopping 🛍️. Whether you’re bargain hunting or just laughing at outrageous tags, these witty sayings will make you chuckle 🤣 and rethink your wallet’s adventures. Ready to smile through the sticker shock? Let the fun begin! 🎉🤑

New funny price quotes 👇

3 days ago
Share →: Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

Commentary:
When you're a master chef in your own kitchen and somehow broke at the same time 🥑💸👩‍🍳.
1 week ago
Share →: Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

Commentary:
Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
2 weeks ago
Share →: If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Commentary:
Looks like self-checkouts missed the memo on giving us a discount! 🤔💸🛒
3 weeks ago
Share →: Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

Commentary:
Trying to return my adulthood for store credit. 🛍️😅📈
6 months ago
Share →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Commentary:
Oh, Netflix, the ultimate relationship test for "chill" partners. 📺💰 When the subscription price goes up, so does the commitment level! 😂 Looks like it's time to redefine what "Netflix and chill" means in the budgeting dictionary. 💸🛋️ #NetflixAndBudgets
6 months ago
Share →: Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, karma has a fantastic memory and she always collects her debts! 😏💸 Treat others kindly, unless you enjoy being on the receiving end of her payback plan! 🔮😜"
Jan 29, 2025
Share →: Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Commentary:
Looks like Dollar Tree is reaching new heights… or should I say, "tree-mendous" prices! 🌳💸 Renaming themselves to 'Tree Fiddy' is just their way of branching out in the market! 😉 #PunnyBusiness
Jan 27, 2025
Share →: Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone missed the memo on the whole 'free pass to heaven' deal… 💸🙏 Maybe they should have read the fine print! 😂 #HeavenlyFinances"
Jan 25, 2025
Share →: Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Commentary:
"Who needs the Vision Pro when you can rock the 'dork chic' look for absolutely zero dollars 😎🤓 Save your cash, flaunt those oversized glasses, and embrace the style of a million bucks…even if it doesn't cost a penny!"
Jan 23, 2025
Share →: Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Commentary:
"Who needs reliable internet anyway when you have the thrill of being mysteriously kicked out of every Zoom gathering? 🤷‍♂️ Embrace the unexpected hiatus and let your unreliable connection become the real MVP of your work-from-home experience! 💻🚫 #UnintentionalDrama"