13 Funny price quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Shorts should be half the price of pants.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like.

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