21 Funny price quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Dollar Tree needs to just go ahead and rename it to A Couple Dollars.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

1 month ago1 month ago

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

1 month ago1 month ago

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

1 month ago1 month ago

Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

2 months ago2 months ago

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

2 months ago2 months ago

Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

2 months ago2 months ago

Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Due to rising prices, Dollar Tree is changing their name to ‘Tree Fiddy’.

Jan 29, 2025

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Jan 27, 2025

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

Jan 25, 2025

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

Jan 23, 2025

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Jan 22, 2025

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

Jan 22, 2025

A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Jan 22, 2025

Shorts should be half the price of pants.

Jan 22, 2025

I was in Paris with a boyfriend once and he lit a candle in Notre Dame in order to ask God to raise the price of Bitcoin.

Jan 20, 2025

I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

Jan 20, 2025