Funny punch quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hope this email punches you square in the face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

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