Funny punch quotes — Wordgag ツ

I hope this email punches you square in the face.

21 hours ago

Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.

2 days ago

Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

3 days ago

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

4 days ago

I might look calm, but in my head I’ve punched you in the face three times.

4 days ago