15 Funny punch quotes

• Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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  46 minutes ago

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• The miracle of DoorDash is that I just pick up my phone, punch a few things into it, and within half an hour I have, at my door, a $52 salad.

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  1 month ago

  convenience, delivery, door, DoorDash, food, food delivery, half, hour, humor, i, just, miracle, phone, pick, punch, salad, spending, technology, things

• Maybe in another universe, I punched him in the face instead of staying quiet.

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  2 months ago

  alternate, alternate universe, another, face, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, i, maybe, punch, quiet, regret, scenario, silence, staying, universe

• I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, boxing, competition, face, face punch, humor, i, joke, me, moment, opponent, punch, quit, quitting, sarcastic, sports, too

• People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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  2 months ago

  conflict, dream, dynamics, face, frustration, humor, office, office humor, people, punch, reason, sarcasm, say, social, social dynamics, teamwork, want, work, workplace

• Building a snowman so I can punch it in the face.

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  2 months ago

  activity, aggression, building, face, fun, fun activity, humor, i, playful, playful aggression, punch, snowman, winter

• When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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  2 months ago

  anger, angry, breath, conflict, count, humor, nobody, punch, reaction, surprise, take, ten, throw, unexpected

• People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

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  2 months ago

  arguing, argument, coming, face, humor, January, just, keep, month, next, over, people, punch, sarcasm, someone, stop, wishing, worst, year

• Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

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  2 months ago

  hug, humor, interaction, joke, me, next, punch, reaction, sarcasm, say, social, social interaction, someone, time

• I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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  2 months ago

  blow, fix, generation, humor, i, nostalgia, old, old school, punch, repair, school, single, technology, TV

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