Funny reassurance quotes

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re not dying, it’s just Monday.

Funny Quotes Feb 22, 2025

I slept like a baby, knowing I'm a burden to everyone around me.

I slept like a baby, knowing I’m a burden to everyone around me.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says "oh, you want to see crazy?" Reassure her that you do not.

Most women need a little reassurance. Like when she says “oh, you want to see crazy?” Reassure her that you do not.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

If you’re worried that you added too much cheese to the recipe, I am here to reassure you that you did not.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025