58 Funny run quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My wheelchair keeps making a screaming noise when I run over people.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your wheelchair is not a fan of hitting the road… or people! 🙀🛴 Better watch out for that rampaging wheelchair – it's on a roll! ♿️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

  Commentary:
  "Oh deer, I totally get it now! 🚗💨🦌 Running from adulthood like… 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's face it, chasing after your own bra is not the glamorous encore anyone wants to witness 🎤💸 #RichPeopleProblems"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I’m at a party, I pretend to be Pac-Man. I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're the Pac-Man of parties, huh? 🍔🌮🍕🍟 Better watch out for those ghosts in human form trying to catch you! 👻😄 Keep munching and dodging, party on, Pac-Man! 🎉🕹️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

  Commentary:
  "If they kick off with 'First of all,' brace yourself for an epic battle of facts and figures! 📊💡😂 #ResearchWarrior"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

  Commentary:
  "Hey there, engine light! Don't stress out, we're all a little broken inside. If this car can keep going with its quirks, so can you! 💪🔧 Keep twinkling, you little warning light, you're not the boss of us!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Rabbits jump and they live for 8 years. Dogs run and they live for 15 years. Turtles do nothing and live for 150 years. Lesson learned.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the key to a long life is just taking it slow and steady like a turtle 🐢 Who knew that doing nothing could be so beneficial?! Meanwhile, us humans are constantly running like dogs 🐕 and only living for a fraction of the time. Maybe it's time for us to embrace our inner turtle and chill out more! 🐢🏃‍♂️ #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheRace"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird how horses can run so fast but still suck at every other sport.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like horses didn't get the memo about being all-round athletes. 🐎🏃‍♂️ Maybe they should stick to what they know best and leave the basketballs and tennis rackets to someone else! 🏀🎾"

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