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Someone from 🇨🇾 has copied:

Humans were not meant to have this many passwords.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

I’m at the “buy bigger jeans” part of my Eat. Pray. Love. journey.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

I’m starting to think that the secret to having a happy life is avoiding people.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

Due to personal reasons, I’ll be turning you into a poem.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.

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Making waves on Messenger:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I want to make you say, “Oh God,” in a way that makes God nervous.

Just shared via Facebook:

Having a job is insane because they give you actual money in exchange for pressing the buttons.

Freshly posted on Slack:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Trending via X:

I had a hard time coping with the divorce. I’m fine now, but at first I was almost crazy with joy.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Just shared via X:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Just shared via Facebook:

Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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40 shares on Pinterest this month:

On a scale of quack to quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack, what do you think of my duck-based numbering system?

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Why count sheep when I can count my troubles?

43 shares on Reddit this month:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

55 shares on Snapchat this month:

If I’m too much for you, then go and find less.

28 shares on Discord this month:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

31 shares on TikTok this month:

The problem with dating apps is I don’t wanna date someone that would use a dating app.

74 shares on X this month:

Petition to add fitted sheet folding to the olympics.

15 shares on Threads this month:

Becoming a DJ, but only because I like to impose my will and preferences upon the masses.

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Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

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Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

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Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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Stop checking your phone every minute. No one loves you.

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Eating healthy requires a second job.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Everybody is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, because of the first rule of Fight Club.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Why can’t opportunity just come back later?

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Unfollowers, take me with you!

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Got electrocuted while fixing the doorbell, and now I can hear my girlfriend’s thoughts. She’s thinking she should have called an electrician.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has bookmarked:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Threads:

I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face.

Seen just now on Slack:

A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I miss being able to study with complete focus for hours. Now I read one sentence and check my phone to see if penguins have legs or just feet.

Making waves on Discord:

Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Do we lazy people actually go to heaven? Or are we being picked up?

Freshly posted on Threads:

I love it when God gives me money.

Breaking via Instagram:

At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

Trending via Threads:

I’m very loyal to whatever brand is on sale.

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