Funny quotes saving

19 Funny saving quotes

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

1 month ago

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

1 month ago

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

1 month ago

Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

2 months ago

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

2 months ago

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

2 months ago

Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

2 months ago

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

3 months ago

If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

3 months ago

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

3 months ago

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

3 months ago

I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.

3 months ago

When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

3 months ago

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

3 months ago

Playing dumb for five minutes often saves a lot of work.

3 months ago

When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.”

3 months ago

If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.

3 months ago

Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

3 months ago

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

3 months ago