36 Funny saving quotes — Wordgag ツ

I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

3 days ago3 days ago

Missionary, so we can discuss how 15 min can save us 15% or more on car insurance.

1 week ago1 week ago

What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand?

1 week ago1 week ago

To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

1 week ago1 week ago

Saving on divorce lawyers by staying single.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

“I’m great at saving money, as long as I don’t go anywhere, see anyone, or open my eyes.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I saved a ton of money on a security system by stealing my neighbor’s.

2 months ago2 months ago

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

2 months ago2 months ago

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

2 months ago2 months ago

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

2 months ago2 months ago

Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew my life was like this.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

2 months ago2 months ago

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

3 months ago3 months ago

I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

4 months ago4 months ago

Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

5 months ago5 months ago

Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

5 months ago5 months ago

I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Mar 18, 2025

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Mar 18, 2025

I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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