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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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What makes us human is selecting all images with traffic lights.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has downloaded:

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Reported on Pinterest:

So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

Making waves on Telegram:

Me to cat: quit looking at me like I’m an ingredient.

Going viral on Twitch:

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

Breaking via YouTube:

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My theory is that women’s voices contain frequencies that men simply can’t hear.

Trending via Twitch:

My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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25 Funny saving quotes

Funny saving quotes bring a lighthearted twist to the serious business of stashing cash 💸💡 Whether you’re a penny-pincher or just love a good laugh while budgeting, these witty gems will keep you motivated and entertained 😄💰 Get ready to giggle your way to financial savvy with humor that makes saving feel less like a chore and more like a fun game! 🎉🤑

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20 hours ago
Share →: Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

Commentary:
Who knew being my own chef would make me a master at converting hours into cents! 🍳⏳💰
1 week ago
Share →: That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Commentary:
When "so we done?" is your relationship's reset button 🤣🔄❤️
4 weeks ago
Share →: I want to save money, but all I’m saving are memes.

Commentary:
"At this rate, my retirement plan will be a meme museum! 😂😂 #MemesOverMoney 💸👉📱"
1 month ago
Share →: I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Commentary:
"Shower beers: the sudsy solution to keep your tears company 🚿🍺😂"
2 months ago
Share →: Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

Commentary:
"When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡
3 months ago
Share →: Stop wasting your money on beauty products. The secret to looking young is to wear a baseball cap with a propeller on it.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy serums and creams when you've got a propeller cap to defy aging? 💁‍♂️⚾️ Keep spinning through life and let your youthful spirit shine! ✨ #AgelessBeautySecrets"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m stuck between “I need to save money” and “You only live once.”

Commentary:
"Me trying to adult like 🤑: 'I need to save money.' Me also sneaking an extra scoop of ice cream like 🍦: 'You only live once.' The eternal struggle of financial responsibility vs. living your best life! 😂 #AdultingProbs"
4 months ago
Share →: Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money.

Commentary:
"Who needs expensive outings when you can have a 'staycation' in the comfort of your own bed? 💸😴 Living that budget-friendly life with style… or just too lazy to get up! 😅 #SavingsGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

Commentary:
"Saving daylight? Please, I need to save myself from hitting that snooze button for the fifth time! ⏰😂 #NotAMorningPerson"
4 months ago
Share →: Can’t. Too busy saving daylight.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't hang out today! Too busy saving daylight… you know, superhero stuff! 💪🦸‍♂️ Don't worry, I'll be back before bedtime! ⏰😄"

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Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Ugh, but profoundly.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Getting mad when an app updates and changes their format is the new “rearranged grocery store” for me.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has copied:

My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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Reported on TikTok:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Spotted on Slack:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Just landed via Slack:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Just landed via Instagram:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” Yeah, well, I just analyzed it from a Marxist perspective, and it was pretty obvious.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Trending via X:

If Keith Richards survived the ’70s, the ’80s, and 1.2 million Marlboros, I can probably survive anything.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Just shared via TikTok:

What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

Shared recently on Facebook:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

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