Funny searching quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Hide and seek, except it’s my husband searching for where he last put his pants.

  Commentary:
  "When your husband’s pants play hide and seek better than the kids ever could! 🤦‍♂️👖🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

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  Commentary:
  "Love is in the scare… I mean, air! 🧟‍♂️💕👹 #MonsterMatch"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

  Commentary:
  "Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re searching “Thanksgiving recipes that won’t cause heartburn.”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the quintessential journey from youthful exuberance to culinary caution! 🦃🔥 It's the aging process – evolving from party animal to probiotic promoter in the blink of an eye! 🎉👵 Embrace the transition and remember, there's still room for a little pumpkin pie… with a side of antacid! 🥧👀 #AgingGracefully #TurkeyTales

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

  Commentary:
  👓🔍 When you finally locate those elusive scissors, you'll realize your glasses have been on your head the whole time! 🤓 Who needs a treasure map when you have everyday items playing hide and seek? 🗺️🔍 #WhereAreMyGlasses #ScissorHuntChronicles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

  Commentary:
  "Swipe left for easy mode, swipe right for hard mode! 🔄📶 Who knew dating could be so challenging? Maybe there's a secret cheat code somewhere… 🕵️‍♂️💔 #DatingDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love reaching into my messy bag looking for something and everyone around me hears like glass breaking and bombs going off and a cat meowing from inside there.

  Commentary:
  🤯💥🐱 "Me searching in my bag for things is like a whole dramatic production! It's a mix of action, suspense, and a sprinkle of cat-astrophe. Who knew finding a lipstick could be so thrilling to everyone around me?" 😂👜

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