Wordgag ツ

6 months ago
Share →: Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic plot twist of the airport hustle! Falling victim to the time warp vortex where two hours quickly morph into mere minutes at security is a right of passage for jet-setters everywhere! 🕒✈️😅 Next time, maybe consider adding a round of airport limbo to pass the time!
6 months ago
Share →: “Your password is too weak!” Just wait until you see my impulse control.

Commentary:
"Your password is too weak? Just wait until you see my impulse control 😂💪 #AllBarkNoByte"
6 months ago
Share →: For security reasons, I highly recommend that you leave one of your children home during the holidays to set elaborate booby traps in case of intruders.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic holiday tradition of sacrificing a child to become the Master of Booby Traps! 🎄💥 Just make sure they don't outsmart you with their trap designs… 😄 #HomeAloneVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: Thank you two-step authentication codes that expire after 60 seconds for providing Mission Impossible-type drama into my mundane suburban existence.

Commentary:
"Shoutout to those 60-second authentication codes for turning my everyday life into a high-stakes espionage thriller 🕵️‍♂️💥 Who knew typing in numbers could be so exhilarating? Feeling like a secret agent in my own backyard! 🏡🔒 #LifeOfACodeCracker"
6 months ago
Share →: You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Commentary:
"Forgot my boarding pass, but apparently, the kids have it covered with their thorough bag checks and interrogation skills! 🛃✈️ #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: All my passwords are protected, by my poor memory.

Commentary:
"Trying to hack into my accounts? Good luck, my first line of defense is my own forgetfulness! 🧠🚫🔒 #SecureByForgetfulness"
6 months ago
Share →: As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Commentary:
🤣 What a refreshing approach! Talk about making password changes a breeze – who needs complexity and security when you can stick with the classics, right? 🤷‍♂️ It’s like telling potential hackers, “Hey, here’s the door, just make sure to knock next time you come snooping around!” 🚪🔓 Well, with this policy in place, at least we can all save some brainpower for more pressing matters… like debating which snack to
6 months ago
Share →: Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked.

Commentary:
"Marriage can be summed up as a quick check on the front door security system while the other half is already halfway to dreamland. 🔒💤 It's all about balance, right? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' paycheck security system – because who needs alarms when you can scare burglars away with your financial struggles? 💸🚨 Who needs ADT when you've got A Dollar a day Tape? 😂 #SecurityOnABudget"
6 months ago
Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Commentary:
"Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"