Funny quotes self-defense

Funny self-defense quotes

If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you are holding the taser wrong.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I took some free community martial arts lessons for self-defense, but I’m starting to think Tai Chi is too slow for most muggers.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025