Funny quotes short

30 Funny short quotes

Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

2 weeks ago

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

2 weeks ago

Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

1 month ago

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

2 months ago

Not a religious man but I do say a short prayer whenever I open a gas station restroom door.

2 months ago

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

2 months ago

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

2 months ago

All my passwords are protected by short term memory loss.

3 months ago

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

3 months ago

Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

3 months ago

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

3 months ago

My ideal workday would be from 9:00 AM to 9:07 AM

3 months ago

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

3 months ago

8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be.

3 months ago

Mike is short for Micycle.

3 months ago

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

3 months ago

When your name is Jenn, people think it’s short for Jennifer, but it’s really short for Jennatalia.

3 months ago

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

3 months ago

I’ve cut my fingernails too short and now I can’t open my shower gel. What’s the point of being well-groomed if I can’t smell like mangos?

3 months ago

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

3 months ago