61 Funny short quotes

• Life is way too short to pretend you’re not into some freaky stuff.

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  freaky, fun, honesty, humor, life, personality, pretend, short, stuff, too

• “Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

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  abbreviation, humor, means, pun, short, unc, uncle, unclear, well, wordplay

• Turns out, “unc” is short for unconstitutional.

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  abbreviation, constitution, humor, law, short, unc, wordplay

• Long story short, I survived.

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  humor, i, joke, resilience, short, short story, story, survival

• In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

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  20s, advice, humor, important, jump, man, meet, over, short, short man

• I say “long story short,” and suddenly we’re in Act III with an intermission.

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  act, conversation, exaggeration, humor, i, intermission, joke, long story, say, short, story, storytelling, theater

• I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

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  anything, fat, humor, old, question, short, something, thinking, word

• Please stop fighting with each other on the internet and start fighting with each other in real life. Life is short.

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  argument, conflict, fight, fighting, humor, internet, life, media, please, real, short, short life, social, social media, start, stop

• Forget about “long story short”… I’m gonna start saying “short story long,” and take you on a journey you didn’t ask for.

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  ask, conversation, forget, humor, joke, journey, long story, narrative, saying, short, short story, start, story, storytelling, take, unexpected

• Life is too short. Tell his mom what he did to you.

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  advice, confession, honesty, humor, life, mom, relationship, short, tell, too

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