22 Funny singing quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

  Commentary:
  "Opera: where drama meets denial at its finest 🗡️🎶 Who needs blood when you have a high note to hit, right? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I take a shower I’m: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the mystical sanctuary of the shower: where reality blends with reverie! 🚿🎶💡 5% cleansing those worries away, 10% perfecting your opera skills, and a whopping 85% plotting to conquer the world… or at least deciding what's for dinner! The shower curtain knows all your secrets, right? 😉"

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