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3 months ago
Share →: I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

Commentary:
"Growing up with six brothers must have been a real balancing act – both on the dance floor and in the bathroom queue! Talk about sibling rivalry turning into a fancy footwork competition."
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Commentary:
"Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"
5 months ago
Share →: Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Commentary:
"Having kids: the only scenario where uttering 'please don’t vacuum your sister' becomes a legitimate request 🤣🧹 #ParentingProblems #Siblings #LifeWithKids"
5 months ago
Share →: I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Commentary:
Looks like dad's got those dad jokes down pat! 🤣 But hey, at least it's a wholesome punchline! 🤷‍♂️ #DadJokesForDays
5 months ago
Share →: My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

Commentary:
Well, it's all about finding your own "board" identity! 🏂🛹🧀 Who needs extreme sports when you can have extremely delicious meats and cheeses? 🤣 Embrace your inner foodie and shred those charcuterie boards like a pro! 🧀🥓🍇 #FoodieForLife
5 months ago
Share →: I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

Commentary:
"Looks like magic runs in the family… and so does the disappearing act! 🎩✨🔮 Poor sisters, they must be tired of pulling those rabbits out of the hat! 🐇😂"
5 months ago
Share →: “I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old strategy of avoiding politics like your life depends on it! 🙈 Sadly, politics has a way of sneaking up on you like that surprise pop quiz you didn't study for. Brace yourselves, folks! 🤣 #politicsgonnadoyou"
5 months ago
Share →: Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Commentary:
"Your secret is safe with me and my sister… Keepers of the vault of secrets, sworn to silence like two stealthy ninjas 🤫👯‍♀️. Just remember, if you ever cross us, we'll unleash the power of sibling telepathy and spill the tea faster than you can say 'siblings rule'! 😂🕵️‍♀️ #SiblingSquadGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Commentary:
"Sisters: the best informants money can't buy! 🕵️‍♀️💁‍♀️ Let's be real, they're like undercover agents reporting back to Mom on all your shenanigans! 🤫😂 #SisterSquadgoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a real 'fishy' excuse on our hands here 🐠 Who knew a pet fish could have such a vast family tree? Maybe it was a distant relative of Nemo! 🐟😂 #ExcuseGameStrong"