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12 Funny sister quotes
I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.
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Jan 26, 2025
Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”
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Jan 26, 2025
I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”
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Jan 26, 2025
My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.
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Jan 24, 2025
I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.
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Jan 24, 2025
“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.
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Jan 24, 2025
Your secret is safe with me and my sister.
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Jan 23, 2025
Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
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Jan 23, 2025
Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.
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Jan 20, 2025
When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.
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Jan 20, 2025
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