Funny quotes sister

12 Funny sister quotes

I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

4 weeks ago

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

3 months ago

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

3 months ago

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

3 months ago

My sister: snowboards. My brother: skateboards. Me: charcuterie boards.

3 months ago

I come from a family of failed magicians. I have two half sisters.

3 months ago

“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

3 months ago

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

3 months ago

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

3 months ago

Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

3 months ago

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

3 months ago

You haven’t experienced proper anger until you have a sister.

3 months ago