38 Funny sleeping quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I rock it as a parent, other times I drop my phone on my sleeping child while taking a picture of it. It’s called balance.

  Commentary:
  "Parenting: where the line between 'rocking it' and 'almost causing a wakeup apocalypse' is as thin as a screen protector! 🤳😴⚖️ #ParentingBalance"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

  Commentary:
  🐶 "When your dog catches you being a sleep paparazzi, it's time to lawyer up! 😂 Who knew that sleepy faces could be so incriminating? Someone's definitely on the naughty list now!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal dilemma: to stay in dreamland a little longer or face the harsh realities of the day? 💤 Waking up is hard, but dreaming is easy! 😴 #SleepGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

  Commentary:
  "Approaching the medicine cabinet like a burglar sneaking past a guard dog, for who wants to disturb the slumber of those precious sleeping pills? 😴🚪💊 #SilentNight"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My hobbies include sleeping and feeling like I’ve never slept.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate art of Hobbysomnia – where one masters the skills of snoozing and waking up feeling like they just ran a marathon in their dreams! 😴🏃‍♂️ Sweet dreams, sweaty awakenings! 😆"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you're leading the life of a nocturnal squirrel 🐿️! Up in the morning feeling like nap time, and at night tossing and turning like a restless sloth 🦥. Maybe it's time for a bedtime routine shake-up…or invest in some industrial-strength blackout curtains!😄🌙 #SleepyheadStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: My sleeping pattern isn’t even a pattern anymore. It’s a lifestyle.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the elusive lifestyle of the free-spirited insomniac! 🌙💤 Who needs a pattern anyway when you can rock the trendy 'sleep whenever, wherever' way of life? 😂 Embrace the chaos and enjoy the adventure of never knowing when you'll drift off next! #SleepyButStylish

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the beauty of sleeping – the closest you can get to being dead without the commitment! 💤😂 It's like hitting the pause button on life, but without the consequences. Win-win indeed! 😴👍"

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