Funny small town quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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