Funny small town quotes

• I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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  2 months ago

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• Sick of people thinking the Midwest is just a bunch of small towns and cornfields when they forgot it’s also a lot of road construction, inconsistent weather, and deer that jump in front of your car.

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  2 months ago

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• Person in murder documentary: This is a small town. Things like this don’t happen here. Me: Um, based on the shows I watch, that’s all that happens in small towns.

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  2 months ago

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• I grew up in a really small town. The closest thing we had to food delivery was someone egging your house.

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  2 months ago

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• Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

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  2 months ago

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• The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

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  3 months ago

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• When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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  5 months ago

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