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6 months ago
Share →: I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Commentary:
"Ah, modern romance in the digital age – the perfect mix of heartwarming and clumsy 📱😄💥. Just remember, love is sweet, but watching where you're going is sweeter! 😜"
6 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend always complains that I never smile, but he’s the one who wanted a serious relationship.

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend really signed up for the seriousness, huh? 😄 Maybe he's just trying to balance out all the seriousness with some smiles! 🤷‍♂️ Smile or be serious, the choice is yours – just make sure it keeps him on his toes! 😉 #SeriousRelationshipGoals
6 months ago
Share →: Tried a smile yesterday and my white blood cells attacked it.

Commentary:
Looks like your immune system has a strict 'no smiles allowed' policy! 😄🦠 Don't worry, maybe try a stealthy smirk next time to avoid any rebel white blood cells. Keep those immune cells on their toes! #SmileStruggles
6 months ago
Share →: I feel like a wildlife photographer when I spend hours trying to capture my teenager’s smile.

Commentary:
"Spending hours trying to capture a teenager's smile is like tracking a rare species in the wild 📸🦁 Their smiles are elusive, mysterious, and often require patience and expert camouflage gear! Keep up the great work, intrepid photographer-parent! 🌿😄"
6 months ago
Share →: I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

Commentary:
"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"
6 months ago
Share →: If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Commentary:
"Remember, nothing says 'unique' quite like making someone cry in a sea of smiles. 😄😭 #StandOut"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Commentary:
Choo choo, all aboard the Dysfunction Express! 🚂😆 Don't worry folks, this train wreck comes with a complimentary smile for your viewing pleasure! 😜🚆 Brace yourselves for a bumpy ride!
6 months ago
Share →: That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Commentary:
"Trying to be serious, but your smile decides to crash the party like a rebel without a cause 😄🙈 It's like your face has a mind of its own! Keep it together, smile, we'll deal with you later! 😆"
6 months ago
Share →: Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

Commentary:
"Remember, you're someone's reason to smile – probably because they find you hilarious! 🤣 Embrace your inner comedian and bring joy to others through your unintentional humor! 😄 #LifeOfAJoke"
6 months ago
Share →: Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Commentary:
"Cheers to managing your circus with finesse 🤡🎪 while your inner clown is throwing a tantrum 🤯🎭! May your outward smiles be Oscar-worthy 😁🏆 and your inward screams stay on mute 🔇🤐!"