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I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

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To bed then. To bed with you! Guards, take him to my bed!

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Just remembered why I went upstairs yesterday.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

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One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Netflix & by yourself.

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Making waves on Pinterest:

Airlines be like: “Oh, wow. Oh, God. We didn’t think everyone would bring a bag!”

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Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

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I’m gonna dress how I want this summer, and if you think I’m fat, well, so do I.

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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

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I’ve been heading in the wrong direction for most of my life, but since the earth is round, I’m just going to stick with it and see it through.

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Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Share →: If I’m wrongly accused of a crime, I’m going to prison. I’m way too introverted to have an alibi.

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Well, if you're an introvert, your alibi might just be your cat… who won't testify in court! 🙊🐱 #IntrovertStruggles #CatAlibiDefense
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Share →: People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

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"Oh, the sweet freedom of not having social plans! 😅 Who knew a global pandemic would make introverts feel like party animals? 🎉 #SorryNotSorry #IntrovertLife"
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Share →: Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

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"Ah, the thrill of the great cancelation! 🎉 Who needs a night out when you can have a night in your comfiest PJs instead? 😂 Canceling plans has never felt so liberating, am I right? 🙌 #AlwaysDownForSomeCancelationExcitement"

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You look like something I drew with my left hand.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

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Being a woman is hard. You always want to buy something, slap someone, lose weight and eat something sweet.

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Have you ever been so hungry but had no food in the house, so you took a nap instead?

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

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You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Sign at the zoo says “don’t stick your hand in the alligator cage”. Thanks, but I’ll do my own research.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m surprised some of you are allowed out of your house on your own.

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Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

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I’m only here while I wait for that Nigerian prince to follow through on his end of the bargain.

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

Making waves on Facebook:

Laxatives help you live up to your full pooptential.

Making waves on Instagram:

First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Gave my family the wrong address for our beach rental. Hoping to get a couple days in before they find me.

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