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Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

My watch battery is fully charged. So I got some time.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Me, watching porn: they’re just going to let that pizza get cold?

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has downloaded:

I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have started asking humans to prove that they are not robots.

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Freshly posted on Telegram:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Spotted on Reddit:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

Making waves on X:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Just landed via X:

Little kid on the plane to Boston says “do they speak English there?” and his mom says “kinda!”

Breaking via Discord:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

Just shared via WeChat:

Going out for two days in a row should really be considered an extreme sport.

Seen just now on Slack:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Spotted on Discord:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

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28 Funny social commentary quotes

Funny social commentary quotes 🎭 are like the perfect cocktail 🍹 of humor and wisdom, shaking up our perspectives while tickling our funny bones 😂. They offer a playful lens through which we can view the world, poking fun at society’s quirks and oddities 🤔. Whether it’s poking fun at modern life or offering a cheeky take on human behavior, these quotes are sure to leave you laughing and thinking at the same time! 😄🌍

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6 days ago
Share →: On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Commentary:
When the internet hands you the option to be a wizard, but you choose a rubber chicken instead 🤦‍♂️🐔✨
1 week ago
Share →: I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad?

Commentary:
Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? 🍽️😂🥗
1 week ago
Share →: People are too judgmental these days… I can tell just by looking at them.

Commentary:
"Judging the judges like it's a sport! 👀🎯😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I think the key to happiness is having plenty of money and then telling all the poor people that money can’t buy happiness.

Commentary:
"Sure, money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely buy a jet ski… and have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? 😂💸🌊"
4 weeks ago
Share →: If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

Commentary:
"When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry"
2 months ago
Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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Commentary:
"Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"
2 months ago
Share →: There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Commentary:
"When you realize backpacking through Europe is just visiting the human zoo! 🎒🌍😂 #CulturalSafari"
2 months ago
Share →: Idiocracy wasn’t supposed to be a documentary.

Commentary:
"2023: The year we proudly graduated from 'Idiocracy Academy' without even realizing it! 🤪📚🎓"
2 months ago
Share →: At the Pride and Prejudice showing booing whenever Prejudice comes on screen.

Commentary:
"Plot Twist: Every time Prejudice appears, just yell 'I object!' like you're at a wedding! 🎩😂📖"
3 months ago
Share →: Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

Commentary:
"Freedom of speech: separating the pearls of wisdom 🧠 from the potatoes of stupidity 🥔 since forever! 🗣️🤪"

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has downloaded:

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

My plumber asked me for a Google review. I said I thought it was a really good search engine and I’d give it 8/10.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

My dad once sneezed so hard that he set every clock back two hours.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

Someone from 🇲🇬 has bookmarked:

I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Discord:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

Reported on X:

I know which nation I like best. Hibernation.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Seen just now on Threads:

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Reported on Instagram:

Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

Live now on Discord:

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Going viral on Pinterest:

Enjoy the time between diapers!

Shared recently on YouTube:

Even wild things have slow mornings.

Just shared via Instagram:

I like how the Tooth Fairy got the job, and then subbed it out to everyone’s parents. That’s called “business savvy.”

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